I Don’t Get It

I’m not going to front, “Duffle Bag Boy” has been my shit for a couple of months now so I was thrilled when I logged on to Clips and Kisses and saw the video was here . . . that is until I watched it. I need answers, people.

- Why are they sleeping so close to the damn window?
- Was that a box fan without any dust on the blades? WOW.

- That money can’t be real . . . is it?
- I thought the first things you should do in the morning is take a piss, wash your hands, and brush your teeth. So why did Tity Boi skip all three and jump on the phone?
- Is she cooking ramen noodles for breakfast?
- Why are they posted up at Stop-N-Shop? Is that hood now? Cause I got a Mom & Pop’s up the street from my house I would be more than happy to hang out at.
- Tity Boy lives in the Gucci store but can’t afford any appropriate curtains? I know a bed sheet tacked to the wall when I see it.
- What is in that sippy cup Lil’ Wayne is always toting around?
- Who invited Chingy?

…and the list goes on and on.