Almost Famous

LaMike waved to the paparazzi outside of a hot spot on Wednesday before speeding into the night. Look at how delicate and soft his hands are. He must dip them in lavender paraffin wax.

In related news, he has nabbed a role of a gang banger opposite Cuba Gooding Jr. in “Linewatch.” Ross will play Little Boy, the nephew of border patrol agent and one time Los Angeles gang member Michael Dixon (Gooding). I hope the make-up artists on set paint a tear drop or two on his cheek. I mean, all the rappers are doing it.