Sofa King Hot

How could I ever overlook my partner in grime?! PigPen had the full on “I’m Waiting Til I Get Home To Take A Shit [1]” face as he chilled backstage at the Ozone Awards. If I didn’t know any better I would think commercial for Tide was in production, with everybody rocking white tees and all. I see a couple of stains in the back!

[1] If you have ever had the pleasure of eating free public school lunch you already know what I am talking about. Around ‘99 when my district superintendent decided to switch out beef and chicken with soy products . . . I don’t even have to tell you what went down afterwards. All I have to say is that you better believe on Taco Day every single window was down on the “Big Cheese.” Disgusting but true.