Snap For The Kids
Crackhead Sprint
Propecia would still smoke her ass like a box of Virgina Slims in a 400m trashcan-hurdles race. That girl is light on her feet.
Glenda The Good Witch
“It’s said that brown-skinned girls don’t sell magazines and that’s so sad,” the sexy songbird tells next month’s Essence. “I remember wishing I was more fair-skinned, but Tina Knowles, Beyoncé’s mom, would say, ‘Don’t you know how beautiful you are?’ She made me come into my brown beauty. I didn’t get it, but now I do. I am chocolate and beautiful and loving it.” (source)
The last thing Black Hollywood needs is for another entertainer to overdose on Ambi.
Deliver Us From Evil
But I digress.
Kudos to whoever came up with the idea of Remy standing in the middle of the dirt road behind my Grandpa’s house dressed crucifixion sharp. Mel Gibson ain’t got shit on you.
Katrina LaVerne is back with a new look for her upcoming album Da Baddest Bitch 2.
Trina’s bob is dope but the hairstyle is becoming more common than crisp white tees in the summer time. Hell, I even had a weave like that for a second, ha. It does look a hell of a lot better than that blonde Barbie doll mess she was rocking earlier this year.
Operation ex-girlfriend is underway [The Secret Diaries of Janice Combs] Damn bitch, again?! [Juicy News] You can’t tell this dude nothing [Kanye West] Kim K. chats with Bossip [Bossip] Jay-Z’s job hunt [VH1 Blog] Artist Spotlight: Kid Sister [Concrete Loop] Ushmeka to tie the knot this weekend [Sandra Rose]
Mel B talks about Eddie’s tranny orgies [Dlisted]The Best of DC3 Falls: Michelle, Beyonce, and Kelly [Thanks Jestine!]
Get your dose of afternoon fab [Young, Black, and Fabulous]
I Would Rather Wear A Platinum Fubu Football Jersey
“…You got a lot of Girbaud jeans ha.” — Juvenile (”Ha”)
“Somewhere, the company was running too much in some direction, too much in hip-hop stuff,” Mr. Girbaud, 62, told the Transom (perhaps taking a page from the playbook of a compatriot who last year expressed disdainful befuddlement toward rappers’ loyalty to the Champagne label Cristal). He was wearing a black-collared shirt over baggy black jeans, which were adorned with a single drooping silver chain that smacked against his knee as he strode through the streamlined space. “To be just connected in the hip-hop stuff is other brand; there is people like Russell Simmons or Damon Dash or Puff Daddy or all this kind. I’m not the rap people. Sure, we introduced the baggy jeans, we introduced stonewashed and all this stuff in the 60’s or 70’s, I never target just to be ethnic. It’s stupid.”
Quick Quotes
– Pimp C does not care about Ne-Yo, Russell Simmons and rappers who wear “monkey shit”
UPDATE: I checked in with Ozone’s editor JB and it is true. Check it. ‘Atlanta is not the South.’ Heaven, can you PLEASE give this negro a hug?
