Spice 1 [1]

Have you heard the fantastic news? The Spice Girls are getting back together. *slow . . . hand claps* Break out your platform Sketchers.

All five Spices joined together for Thursday’s unsurprising announcment at London’s O2 Arena. The reunion, rumored—and downplayed—for weeks, was assumed to be a fait accompli once Simon Fuller, the Svengali who first unleashed the group on an unsuspecting public more than a decade ago, announced the quintet would be holding a press conference to “discuss future plans” several days ago.

“We are girl power,” said Halliwell, 34. “It doesn’t matter how old you are, 5 or 65.”

QUESTION OF THE DAY: WHAT OTHER MUSIC GROUPS SHOULD REUNITE?
[1] I couldn’t help myself. It’s not often that I get to make references to West Coast rappers from the 90’s.