The phrase “if you like it, I love it” always creeps into my thoughts whenever I see Doug Christie being tugged around town on an invisible dog leash by wife Jackie.

I just couldn’t bring myself to watch their reality show on BET J. (Actually, my wack ass cable provider isn’t offering the channel in their premium service bundle. But let it be known that even if they were I still wouldn’t have tuned in.) Yeah, I peeped their appearance on The Tyra Show, still I choose not to drink the kool-aid they are serving. Black love is beautiful but this is down right scary to me.

The happily married couple is currently in the middle of embarking on a promotional tour for their memoir No Ordinary Love.

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