Archive for May, 2007

Usher Will ‘Whup’ Some Ass Over Tameka

Posted by Fresh on May 30, 2007

Usher Will ‘Whup’ Some Ass Over Tameka

According to syndicated host Tom Joyner, the mild-mannered Grammy winner recently threatened to “whup my a-” after Joyner joked about rumored tension between Foster and Usher’s mom, Jonetta Patton.

Joyner said Usher called him off-air to complain about claims that Foster urged him to “fire” Jonetta as his manager. (Word is Usher was particularly unamused when Daily News contributor Jawn Murray quipped to Joyner during the broadcast: “I wonder if he’s going to put a pink slip in her Mother’s Day card?”) (source)

A source tells the Daily News that Usher also hit up Wendy Williams and Angie Martinez to “ask them to lay off Tameka.” Um, no?

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2007

Quick Quotes

“Just because I’ve got money , just because I eat steak and, you know, eat chicken breast that cost $30, and I eat McDonald’s too, but you know, the thing about it is I don’t care. I know we’re going to have to hit the chitlin circuit again. You feel me?” — Ray-J talks dollars but doesn’t make sense in Sister 2 Sister

“I never edited my speech with my daughter, and I talked to her liked I talked to my friends but she could not answer me back the same way. I recall hearing when she was three talking to her friends and saying ‘f*#$ you’. She understood the context of different words. We took her to a wedding once and was asking her about some food and she replied, ‘What is that s*&$?’” — Samuel L. Jackson’s rethinks cursing around children

“Man please, I’ve got enough to do. We already did that. I have talked to him about working with him again but I’ve got too much to do. I’ve got 900 products. I’m 74 years old. Give me a break.” — Quincy Jones snubs Michael Jackson’s comeback album

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2007

I’m Just Saying . . .

Beyonce stripped down for Vibe and Kelly is taking it off for King so the natural progression would be Michelle wearing a thong on the cover of Savoy. Right?

[Thanks Melly Mel]

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Somebody Is Trying To Destroy Remy Ma

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2007

Somebody Is Trying To Destroy Remy Ma

Per XXLMAG.COM:

Last week, rumors circulated on the Internet that former Terror Squad MC, Remy Ma, left a sexually explicit voice message for Ralphige, a Miami-based jokester who’s gained notoriety by prank calling artists such as Michael Jackson, Method Man, Chamillionaire, Akon and others.

During the voice message, Remy Ma leaves a message for an unknown individual, asking if he would like to receive oral sex. But according to Remy’s publicist, Jennifer Turner, the voice message is not real and was intended to be a skit on her upcoming album. “This is not a real voice message,” Turner says. “Remy recorded this as a skit for her upcoming album, PunishHer, and the wrong person got a hold of it and is now trying to use it against her by fabricating this false story and then releasing it on the Internet. This is nothing more than a vicious attempt to slander Remy’s character and image.

No words.

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Mimi Plays Herself

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2007

Mimi Plays Herself

Throwback Mariah is the best.

SOHH reports that Mimikins will spoof herself and her life in the upcoming film short, Lovers & Haters.

The Spike Lee directed movie is a spoof of the life of Carey, with the ‘lovers and haters’ (like, duh!) that she encounters along the way, and how she overcomes those obstacles to still be one of the most talented and loved musical sensations in history.

*crickets*

Carey worked alongside Benny Medina as executive producer on the 15 minute, $5 million film short.

I’m no casting director but Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs would make an excellent on-screen father. You and I both know that Freddie “Boom Boom” Washington is that negro when it comes to portraying the stereotypical angry black daddy. All I am going to say is “The Jacksons: An American Dream.”

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Guaranteed Fresh

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2007

Guaranteed Fresh


Thanks Nelson!

Digimon is a family man [Bossip]

Counterfit condoms being sold in Harlem [All Hip Hop]

Miss USA takes a fall [ONTD]

Sanjaya: “I am art” [Yahoo]

Kanye shows CL some love, drops new video [Concrete Loop]

Brandy gets sued, again [Juicy News]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!

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Gaymonn Gets It Wet!

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2007

Gaymonn Gets It Wet!

Fresh fish on deck boys. Get it while its slippery and wet. Gaymonn and fashion designer Richie Rich (part of the duo behind label Heatherette) took a midnight dip in a pool at the Vienna Disco “Volksgarten.” Gaymonn is channelling his inner Blaxploitation film star and I love it. I bet he has an assortment of lip gloss hidden in his ‘fro.

Off rip, I would be his cabana girl any time, any place. I don’t care who’s around.

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Oh FUCK No

Posted by Fresh on May 29, 2007

Oh FUCK No

First off, I hope everybody had a lovely long weekend. I know I did. Guess who I had the pleasure of meeting in all his bony glory? Whoo hoo! I told you stalking would pay off. Although my right breast is heavier than his total body weight, he was actually very nice. The only person left now to swoon over in person is LaMike.

Speaking of which, the love of my life is now taking his turn with Kim Kardashian. WHY?! A bitch goes on vacation and I have to come back to this? Jesus be a morning after pill.

LaMike was spotted by paparazzi cameras leaving Hollywood hot spot Mr. Chow’s with that home wrecker.

Vengeance is mine; I will repay. Watch your back, Kimberly.

[Thanks Anne & Dom]

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