Star Tracks: Rihanna

Posted on May 30, 2007

Rihanna was spotted leaving her hotel in Paris holding a copy of her cd Good Girl Gone And Got Her A New Bad Girl Manufactured Image Trying To Move Some Units. Kizzy Rowland must’ve taught her that trick. Promotion promotion!

I may be reading into the pictures too much but she doesn’t appear to be her normal sunny self. I think she may have had some bad stuffed camel the night before. The nuts were probably rancid. Damn you hotel chef, damn you to hell. Ella ella ella ah!

Plies – "Shawty" (Feat. T-Pain)

Posted on May 30, 2007

Plies – “Shawty” (Feat. T-Pain)

Testicular Pain must be stopped.

I can’t speak on the national reception that “Shawty” is receiving but if you live in Georgia/Florida (Ft. Myers I see you) then chances are you’ve heard it beating down your block or blasting in a club.

The video features cameos from Rap City’s DJ Q45, comedian Lil’ Duval, Rich Boy, Skooby from the auto parts store, Donkey and Rick Ross. Yeah, not a very impressive role call but you know how much I love men with eating disorders, hooves and titty gravy so I had to post this.

Usher Will ‘Whup’ Some Ass Over Tameka

Posted on May 30, 2007

Usher Will ‘Whup’ Some Ass Over Tameka

According to syndicated host Tom Joyner, the mild-mannered Grammy winner recently threatened to “whup my a-” after Joyner joked about rumored tension between Foster and Usher’s mom, Jonetta Patton.

Joyner said Usher called him off-air to complain about claims that Foster urged him to “fire” Jonetta as his manager. (Word is Usher was particularly unamused when Daily News contributor Jawn Murray quipped to Joyner during the broadcast: “I wonder if he’s going to put a pink slip in her Mother’s Day card?”) (source)

A source tells the Daily News that Usher also hit up Wendy Williams and Angie Martinez to “ask them to lay off Tameka.” Um, no?

Quick Quotes

Posted on May 29, 2007

Quick Quotes

“Just because I’ve got money , just because I eat steak and, you know, eat chicken breast that cost $30, and I eat McDonald’s too, but you know, the thing about it is I don’t care. I know we’re going to have to hit the chitlin circuit again. You feel me?” — Ray-J talks dollars but doesn’t make sense in Sister 2 Sister

“I never edited my speech with my daughter, and I talked to her liked I talked to my friends but she could not answer me back the same way. I recall hearing when she was three talking to her friends and saying ‘f*#$ you’. She understood the context of different words. We took her to a wedding once and was asking her about some food and she replied, ‘What is that s*&$?’” — Samuel L. Jackson’s rethinks cursing around children

“Man please, I’ve got enough to do. We already did that. I have talked to him about working with him again but I’ve got too much to do. I’ve got 900 products. I’m 74 years old. Give me a break.” — Quincy Jones snubs Michael Jackson’s comeback album

I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted on May 29, 2007

I’m Just Saying . . .

Beyonce stripped down for Vibe and Kelly is taking it off for King so the natural progression would be Michelle wearing a thong on the cover of Savoy. Right?

[Thanks Melly Mel]

Somebody Is Trying To Destroy Remy Ma

Posted on May 29, 2007

Somebody Is Trying To Destroy Remy Ma

Per XXLMAG.COM:

Last week, rumors circulated on the Internet that former Terror Squad MC, Remy Ma, left a sexually explicit voice message for Ralphige, a Miami-based jokester who’s gained notoriety by prank calling artists such as Michael Jackson, Method Man, Chamillionaire, Akon and others.

During the voice message, Remy Ma leaves a message for an unknown individual, asking if he would like to receive oral sex. But according to Remy’s publicist, Jennifer Turner, the voice message is not real and was intended to be a skit on her upcoming album. “This is not a real voice message,” Turner says. “Remy recorded this as a skit for her upcoming album, PunishHer, and the wrong person got a hold of it and is now trying to use it against her by fabricating this false story and then releasing it on the Internet. This is nothing more than a vicious attempt to slander Remy’s character and image.

No words.

Mimi Plays Herself

Posted on May 29, 2007

Mimi Plays Herself

Throwback Mariah is the best.

SOHH reports that Mimikins will spoof herself and her life in the upcoming film short, Lovers & Haters.

The Spike Lee directed movie is a spoof of the life of Carey, with the ‘lovers and haters’ (like, duh!) that she encounters along the way, and how she overcomes those obstacles to still be one of the most talented and loved musical sensations in history.

*crickets*

Carey worked alongside Benny Medina as executive producer on the 15 minute, $5 million film short.

I’m no casting director but Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs would make an excellent on-screen father. You and I both know that Freddie “Boom Boom” Washington is that negro when it comes to portraying the stereotypical angry black daddy. All I am going to say is “The Jacksons: An American Dream.”