ReRe the Body has signed up with Jenny Craig and is limiting herself to 1,750 daily calories in an effort to slim down for her wedding next month to Willie “Catfish” Wilkerson.
Get it right, get it tight!
Aretha tells Sister 2 Sister magazine, “I’m at 1,750 calories a day and I’m starving. You just have to get used to portions and changing your lifestyle.”
“I lost 23 or 24 pounds to begin with, but it’s kind of a strain when you get to 23 or 24 pounds. That’s why I got off of it.”
“It’s a strain because you’re eating the Jenny Craig-type meals, which are very good. But you can only eat them for so long before you want some barbecue ribs or some pigs feet. Once you get off that Jenny Craig thing and you start eating what you’ve been eating, it’s all over.”
Aretha, I’m going to give it to you straight: Don’t lose that ass. You can drop all the weight you want to but that ass is sacred to me.
“This here will look real nice hanging on the same wall as my dope boy Martin Luther King Jr. throwing up a peace sign wearing a New Era fitted and white tee. Or I could put in my dining room since Claudette’s bad ass kids cracked the frame on my Last Supper piece with Tookie Williams sitting in the middle. Do they accept EBT cards?”
Ever wanted to own a piece of Michael Jackson’s personal memorabilia? Here’s your chance. Around 1,100 items belonging to LaMike’s real father are being auctioned off at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas today and tomorrow.
If you do venture out to Sin City for the sale don’t forget to pack a sack lunch and a shank. Check out the goods.
Bobby and his new lady Alicia Etheridge played kissie face for 30 minutes in the back of a truck before he hit the stage at Stereo by the Shore in the Hamptons on Saturday night. During the second verse of “My Prerogative” he suddenly stopped and told the crowd “Sorry, I forgot the words.”
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions? (source)
Rihanna was spotted leaving her hotel in Paris holding a copy of her cd Good Girl Gone And Got Her A New Bad Girl Manufactured Image Trying To Move Some Units. Kizzy Rowland must’ve taught her that trick. Promotion promotion!
I may be reading into the pictures too much but she doesn’t appear to be her normal sunny self. I think she may have had some bad stuffed camel the night before. The nuts were probably rancid. Damn you hotel chef, damn you to hell. Ella ella ella ah!
I can’t speak on the national reception that “Shawty” is receiving but if you live in Georgia/Florida (Ft. Myers I see you) then chances are you’ve heard it beating down your block or blasting in a club.
The video features cameos from Rap City’s DJ Q45, comedian Lil’ Duval, Rich Boy, Skooby from the auto parts store, Donkey and Rick Ross. Yeah, not a very impressive role call but you know how much I love men with eating disorders, hooves and titty gravy so I had to post this.
According to syndicated host Tom Joyner, the mild-mannered Grammy winner recently threatened to “whup my a-” after Joyner joked about rumored tension between Foster and Usher’s mom, Jonetta Patton.
Joyner said Usher called him off-air to complain about claims that Foster urged him to “fire” Jonetta as his manager. (Word is Usher was particularly unamused when Daily News contributor Jawn Murray quipped to Joyner during the broadcast: “I wonder if he’s going to put a pink slip in her Mother’s Day card?”) (source)
A source tells the Daily News that Usher also hit up Wendy Williams and Angie Martinez to “ask them to lay off Tameka.” Um, no?
“Just because I’ve got money , just because I eat steak and, you know, eat chicken breast that cost $30, and I eat McDonald’s too, but you know, the thing about it is I don’t care. I know we’re going to have to hit the chitlin circuit again. You feel me?” — Ray-J talks dollars but doesn’t make sense in Sister 2 Sister
“I never edited my speech with my daughter, and I talked to her liked I talked to my friends but she could not answer me back the same way. I recall hearing when she was three talking to her friends and saying ‘f*#$ you’. She understood the context of different words. We took her to a wedding once and was asking her about some food and she replied, ‘What is that s*&$?’” — Samuel L. Jackson’s rethinks cursing around children
“Man please, I’ve got enough to do. We already did that. I have talked to him about working with him again but I’ve got too much to do. I’ve got 900 products. I’m 74 years old. Give me a break.” — Quincy Jones snubs Michael Jackson’s comeback album
Beyonce stripped down for Vibe and Kelly is taking it off for King so the natural progression would be Michelle wearing a thong on the cover of Savoy. Right?
Last week, rumors circulated on the Internet that former Terror Squad MC, Remy Ma, left a sexually explicit voice message for Ralphige, a Miami-based jokester who’s gained notoriety by prank calling artists such as Michael Jackson, Method Man, Chamillionaire, Akon and others.
During the voice message, Remy Ma leaves a message for an unknown individual, asking if he would like to receive oral sex. But according to Remy’s publicist, Jennifer Turner, the voice message is not real and was intended to be a skit on her upcoming album. “This is not a real voice message,” Turner says. “Remy recorded this as a skit for her upcoming album, PunishHer, and the wrong person got a hold of it and is now trying to use it against her by fabricating this false story and then releasing it on the Internet. This is nothing more than a vicious attempt to slander Remy’s character and image.
Use don't abuse (ie. adding me to your site's mailing list). And for the love of God please stop sending mp3 files of your music. I am not Clive Davis and to be frank I probably don't want to hear the shit anyway. You should also know that I take my slow, precious time responding to email. And sometimes I don't respond at all. Fresh.crunkjuice@gmail.com
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Last week, rumors circulated on the Internet that former Terror Squad MC, Remy Ma, left a sexually explicit voice message for Ralphige, a Miami-based jokester who’s gained notoriety by prank calling artists such as Michael Jackson, Method Man, Chamillionaire, Akon and others.
