Rihanna Feat. Chicken George - “Umbrella”
Just don’t sing it out loud while you walk down the street grooving with your iPod. You will look like a plum idiot.
Eve Busted For DUI
TMZ has learned that rapperista-actress Eve was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after she crashed her gold Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard.
Eve (real name: Eve Jeffers) was driving in Hollywood around 2:45 am this morning when her car hit the center divider, totaling the front of the car. TMZ was on the scene, and observed that after cops arrived, they placed her in handcuffs, and she was “visibly upset” as they led her into a squad car. We’ve learned that there were two people in the car with Eve at the time.
The multiplatinum-selling Grammy-winner starred with Vin Diesel in “XXX” and had her own self-titled sitcom on the UPN. (source)
Way to fucking go Fido.
There are certain people in this world who are cut out to be porn stars. There are certain people in this world who are not cut out to be porn stars. Plain and simple.
Mike Jones is not one of those people.
I’m not 100 percent sure if it is really him or not. I’ll let you be the judge on that one. Honestly, my pupils got dilated all of the sudden after the first 45 seconds. I had to put on a pair of Musiq’s stunna shades and pull down the bamboo curtains in my office to keep the sunlight out. I’m not trying to put my optical health in jeopardy again.
Jesus be a bottle of KY Warming Liquid around me.
Reading Rainbow
Check out Ice-T conjuring up new ways to exploit Coco. Stand by your man girl.
Your cousins were in full swing last night at the launch party for Uncle Russell’s new book, Do You.
Melyssa Ford; Vanessa Minillo; Ne-Yo & Regina King; Russell Simmons & Guest
Gary Foster, Tocarra Jones, Mike Kyser and Serena Williams
YouTube Clip of the Day
Bless his heart for trying. He still sounds better than Keyshia Cole.
PWNED!
Now before you crazies lace up your Nikes and hold a mass sucide Heaven’s Gate style, you will be happy to know that she her commercial for Samsung is here.
I’m Just Sayin’ . . .
Now That’s Effed Up
A fashionably dressed Barack Obama looks away from a homeless man who asks for an autograph. The homeless man said he lived right across the street from The White House on a park bench.
That’s not even right, Obama. At least he wasn’t asking for spair change! He probably thought you were Jackie Robinson or somebody. You got that fake ass Tom Arnold following behind you so that just adds fuel to the fire.
