Archive for April, 2007
Posted by Fresh on April 27, 2007
Quick Quotes
“…But my experience in no way justifies what I said. Looking back now, I can see how those comments could be viewed as offensive, especially to those who have suffered their own personal tragedies or to those who put their lives on the line to protect our citizens from crime. Please understand that I was expressing my own personal frustration at my own personal circumstances. I in no way was intending to be malicious or harmful. I apologize deeply for this error in judgment.” —
Cam’ron Issues Statement Concerning 60 Minutes Appearance
“I’ve always gotten along with girls better because I was raised by women. I got teased in school because people figured I must be gay because I understand women…I think that’s why guys didn’t like me — because I got along with girls so well. When I went up to girls they would give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek like I was their gay friend. But I was the straight guy that understood them.” –Sanjaya
Understands Women
“. . . At no time in my life has a sex tape been made on me…My mission is about uplifting people especially kids [Negro please - - Fresh], ‘The American Dream’. I wouldn’t be surprised if more lies and scandal came out because my album is about to be released.” — Mike Jones Denies Sex Tape
“That fool want to act f**ked up with Britney, act weird about her kids, we’ll chase his ass up out this city!” — Suge Knight Picks Fight With K-Fed-Alike
Posted by Fresh on April 27, 2007
Livin’ It Up
This is what happens when you don’t have a
PLAN B. Effing for tracks can only get you so far. That statement applies mainly to you, Jeffrey. I’m pretty sure Seven Areola or whatever his name is had your sweet ass bent over in the studio during the time Muder Inc was “banging” out all of those annoying singles.
Trina and Ja Rule should consider going on a chitlin’ circuit tour together. It’s not like they are doing anything else constructive with their time. The only problem with that is the tour bus (a 1997 Dodge mini van) probably wouldn’t make it past Little Haiti.
This is all of Ja’s fault! They would’ve been all set if he didn’t cut his hair. I’m sure some type of deal could’ve been worked out with Duke but nooooo, he wanted to switch up his look once he got wind of our insults.
Studio gangstas don’t die they get chubby and move to Miami, pfft.
Posted by Fresh on April 26, 2007
Grown & Sexy
Earth, Wind and Fire At American Idol Gives Back Show
Fellas you may want to cuff your broad when these boys are in the building. You turn your head, she winks her eye . . you know the end of that story.
The U.S. Department of Energy predicts the national average gas price to peak at $2.87 a gallon. And there is only one man to blame for this.
Verdine White
That’s why I’ve come up with a plan to put a few extra dollars back in my pocket. I can’t give all the details away but let’s just say it involves some light kidnapping, a roll of Bounty, a bottle of extra virgin olive oil and a bucket.
[Thanks Quicks]
Posted by Fresh on April 26, 2007
Publicity Whore, Much?
Ty Ty Baby was all smiles when returned to the Brooklyn Dinner earlier today to pay her an outstanding lunch tab. She who was accused of walking out yesterday, claiming that Russell Simmons had said that he had picked up the check and that it was all taken care of.
For that reason she thought it was ok to leave the restaurant, but little did she know they both had walking out without paying at all. Thursday afternoon Tyra called for a photo-op and invited in the media to watch her re-pay the bill and leave a $100 tip to her waiter and gave him a hug.
Due to the whole Don Imus controversy I’ve been a little reluctant (not really but it sounds nice) in calling one of my fellow African Queens a derogatory name. It is with tremendous pleasure I say the following: HOE SIT DOWN.
Posted by Fresh on April 26, 2007
You’re Beautiful, Its True
People magazine will release their annual dry-ass list of the “100 Most Beautiful People” tomorrow. Its basically the same momofukus that have made the list before with a couple of new faces sprinkled in the mix. I’m not impressed but I never am.
I have a long list of lovely people that I feel should’ve made the cut but here are my top picks. Who would you nominate?
Posted by Fresh on April 26, 2007
The “Say Something Nice” Challenge
The artist simply known as Gaymonn
And
one for the road.
MJB is not pleased.
[Thanks LatinStar]
Posted by Fresh on April 26, 2007
Rihanna Feat. Chicken George – “Umbrella”
Rihanna’s new video for “Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-a” debut today on her
Def Jam website. I must say that I hated the song the first couple of times I heard it but it has grown on me. Sorta like a fungus.
Just don’t sing it out loud while you walk down the street grooving with your iPod. You will look like a plum idiot.
Posted by Fresh on April 26, 2007
Eve Busted For DUI
TMZ has learned that rapperista-actress Eve was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after she crashed her gold Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard.
Eve (real name: Eve Jeffers) was driving in Hollywood around 2:45 am this morning when her car hit the center divider, totaling the front of the car. TMZ was on the scene, and observed that after cops arrived, they placed her in handcuffs, and she was “visibly upset” as they led her into a squad car. We’ve learned that there were two people in the car with Eve at the time.
The multiplatinum-selling Grammy-winner starred with Vin Diesel in “XXX” and had her own self-titled sitcom on the UPN. (source)
Way to fucking go Fido.
Posted by Fresh on April 25, 2007
No Thanks Mr. Jones
There are certain people in this world who are cut out to be porn stars. There are certain people in this world who are not cut out to be porn stars. Plain and simple.
Mike Jones is not one of those people.
I’m not 100 percent sure if it is really him or not. I’ll let you be the judge on that one. Honestly, my pupils got dilated all of the sudden after the first 45 seconds. I had to put on a pair of Musiq’s stunna shades and pull down the bamboo curtains in my office to keep the sunlight out. I’m not trying to put my optical health in jeopardy again.
Jesus be a bottle of KY Warming Liquid around me.
Posted by Fresh on April 25, 2007
Reading Rainbow
Check out Ice-T conjuring up new ways to exploit Coco. Stand by your man girl.
Your cousins were in full swing last night at the launch party for Uncle Russell’s new book, Do You.
Gary Foster, Tocarra Jones, Mike Kyser and Serena Williams
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