Karsh has more goodies for folks such as myself who enjoy tangy entertainment. Peep what he had to say about today’s video:
I swear, I can’t make this shit up. Lately, I’ve been getting these Youtube videos from dudes who I guess read the instruction manuals to their DV cams and decided they were going to make a video with lame lyrics and a sample track from Fruity Loops to gain some modicum of Internet fame.
This video is described as the following by Aron Prince, “The Gay Diva”: “Gay music video about a lonely brother being ignored by shady queens. LOL”.
Yeah…*sigh* Enjoy!
Here’s a little taste for those of you who don’t have speakers at your desk.
Yeah I got a degree from NYU / Believe it or not I’ll talk to you / Even if you have a GED / To be your lover I’d agree / Instead of an arrogant college grad / I’d gladly give you a chance / You’re so crazy and you keep it real / Uh oh here comes the Man of Steel… Bark for me now, bark for me now!
Star Tracks: Whitney Houston (’cause Ray J isn’t a celebrity no matter what his mother says)
Nippy enjoyed dinner with Ray J and a small entourage at the Crustacean restaurant in Beverly Hills on Thursday evening. They all arrived around 5:45pm and closed the place by 11:30pm. Whitney shared drinks with several of her crew while watching the Lakers play against the Suns. Dinner came to a close after the game ended.
“…But my experience in no way justifies what I said. Looking back now, I can see how those comments could be viewed as offensive, especially to those who have suffered their own personal tragedies or to those who put their lives on the line to protect our citizens from crime. Please understand that I was expressing my own personal frustration at my own personal circumstances. I in no way was intending to be malicious or harmful. I apologize deeply for this error in judgment.” — Cam’ron Issues StatementConcerning 60 Minutes Appearance
“I’ve always gotten along with girls better because I was raised by women. I got teased in school because people figured I must be gay because I understand women…I think that’s why guys didn’t like me — because I got along with girls so well. When I went up to girls they would give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek like I was their gay friend. But I was the straight guy that understood them.” –Sanjaya Understands Women
“. . . At no time in my life has a sex tape been made on me…My mission is about uplifting people especially kids [Negro please - - Fresh], ‘The American Dream’. I wouldn’t be surprised if more lies and scandal came out because my album is about to be released.” — Mike Jones Denies Sex Tape “That fool want to act f**ked up with Britney, act weird about her kids, we’ll chase his ass up out this city!” — Suge Knight Picks FightWith K-Fed-Alike
This is what happens when you don’t have a PLAN B. Effing for tracks can only get you so far. That statement applies mainly to you, Jeffrey. I’m pretty sure Seven Areola or whatever his name is had your sweet ass bent over in the studio during the time Muder Inc was “banging” out all of those annoying singles.
Trina and Ja Rule should consider going on a chitlin’ circuit tour together. It’s not like they are doing anything else constructive with their time. The only problem with that is the tour bus (a 1997 Dodge mini van) probably wouldn’t make it past Little Haiti.
This is all of Ja’s fault! They would’ve been all set if he didn’t cut his hair. I’m sure some type of deal could’ve been worked out with Duke but nooooo, he wanted to switch up his look once he got wind of our insults.
Studio gangstas don’t die they get chubby and move to Miami, pfft.
Earth, Wind and Fire At American Idol Gives Back Show
Fellas you may want to cuff your broad when these boys are in the building. You turn your head, she winks her eye . . you know the end of that story.
The U.S. Department of Energy predicts the national average gas price to peak at $2.87 a gallon. And there is only one man to blame for this.
Verdine White
That’s why I’ve come up with a plan to put a few extra dollars back in my pocket. I can’t give all the details away but let’s just say it involves some light kidnapping, a roll of Bounty, a bottle of extra virgin olive oil and a bucket.
Ty Ty Baby was all smiles when returned to the Brooklyn Dinner earlier today to pay her an outstanding lunch tab. She who was accused of walking out yesterday, claiming that Russell Simmons had said that he had picked up the check and that it was all taken care of.
For that reason she thought it was ok to leave the restaurant, but little did she know they both had walking out without paying at all. Thursday afternoon Tyra called for a photo-op and invited in the media to watch her re-pay the bill and leave a $100 tip to her waiter and gave him a hug.
Due to the whole Don Imus controversy I’ve been a little reluctant (not really but it sounds nice) in calling one of my fellow African Queens a derogatory name. It is with tremendous pleasure I say the following: HOE SIT DOWN.
People magazine will release their annual dry-ass list of the “100 Most Beautiful People” tomorrow. Its basically the same momofukus that have made the list before with a couple of new faces sprinkled in the mix. I’m not impressed but I never am.
I have a long list of lovely people that I feel should’ve made the cut but here are my top picks. Who would you nominate?
