Happy Jason Voorhees Day!

Whew, I just got in from the Wig Crypt Annual Friday The 13th Midnight BBQ and I am spent! I haven’t had that much fun since the night of my prom. You should’ve seen the way Michelle Williams and Homeless Larry bobbed for those dismembered limbs. Crazy shit.

Since Don Imus is one of the scariest momofukus on the scene right now it is only fitting that I post the following animated gif, courtesy of mi amigo Nova Slim, before I hit the sack. Now why didn’t I think of this?!