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The Devil Made Her Do It

Posted by Fresh on October 31, 2006

The Devil Made Her Do It

Things got ugly when Brandy showed up with two of her friends (one a Scientologist, one not) to bible study at First A.M.E. (FAME) in Los Angeles last week.

Apparently the group of friends had just come from a Scientology meeting and had a bunch of questions challenging Christian principles being taught at the bible study. While Brandy asked a question regarding lust, her friends got into a brawl with members of the church in the back of the sanctuary. Chairs were flying, cuss words were being tossed! Not your typical Wednesday night bible study scene at all.

Members of the congregation had to break the fight up. It is also reported that Brandy knocked over some chairs on her way out of the building.

And get this, she isn’t even a member of the church! Just ignorant.

Sonia, come get your child.

gossip via Jawn Murray on the Tom Joyner Morning Show

Brandy, Que

Happy Halloween And Stuff

Posted by Fresh on October 31, 2006

Happy Halloween And Stuff

hxb Happy Halloween And Stuff

A Halloween inspired birthday party for Lil’ X and Kenny Burns went down last night in NYC. Unfortunately, a donkey was not on the guest list. Goonie goo goo mofo’s!

Another One Bites The Dust

Posted by Fresh on October 31, 2006

Another One Bites The Dust

T.Error Mari has announced on her Myspace profile that she has left Roc-A-Fella Records (read: got dropped) and is currently looking for a new deal. Well look no further! With the recent success of Gel-N-Weave’s hit single burning up the southern club scene, I have inked a distribution deal with Koch worth a reported $20 (before taxes of course) .

Kitchen Ass Hair Records is still the company and bitch I’m the boss.

DMX Announces New Fashion Line

Posted by Fresh on October 31, 2006

DMX Announces New Fashion Line

Rapper DMX announces the launch of DMX and DMX Signature collections, which will include designer apparel, headwear, outerwear, footwear and accessories for Fall 2007.

DMX, the quintessential rapper with the complexities of a poet, creates collections that have the same hard-edge danger hybridized with a finely crafted clothing and accessories collection that has the quality of couture but keeps it “real” by staying true to timeless style that speaks of lifestyle not trend.

Initial product offerings for the launch will be available at various online retail sites, DMX concerts, and limited better specialty stores. It’s no surprise that DMX has decided to get into the fashion business, his creativity and direct sense for what he likes is both unpretentious and cutting-edge. For years, DMX’s choice of clothing has always bordered on the rough edge of hip hop mixed with the practicality of the no nonsense, no frills clothing that active and rugged men want. His penchant for secret pockets and durable gear reflect his over-the-edge lifestyle. Dangerous grounds warrant reliable clothing that doesn’t compromise the overall look. (Press Release)

I hate to be the bearer of bad news for the person who typed up this press release but X’s weakness for secret pockets has nothing to do with his “over-the-edge lifestyle.” That nigga needs as many stash spots for his, ahem, medicine as he can get.

FASHION TIPS FOR REAL MEN
Comfort is never an option / / Real men wear whatever the Warden allows them to / / Real men don’t love pastels and sugary colours.

Kelly Rowland & Michelle Williams @ The "Stranger Than Fiction" Premiere

Posted by Fresh on October 31, 2006

Kelly Rowland & Michelle Williams @ The “Stranger Than Fiction” Premiere

When a Lifetime movie is developed (not if, when) about Michelle’s dramatic escape from the harsh living conditions of the crypt and come back, I vow to Tivo that bitch. I’m crossing my fingers that Terrence Howard is cast as Baby Daniel.

There is something about Kelly’s outfit that makes me want to ask her for a tithe envelope. I just want to give my 10 percent! The girl looks good though, no hate here. Both of the ladies look lovely.

So the next time you see them on the red carpet don’t expect the same results. You know there are certain people out to get them.

stf 1 Kelly Rowland & Michelle Williams @ The "Stranger Than Fiction" Premiere

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stf 5 Kelly Rowland & Michelle Williams @ The "Stranger Than Fiction" Premiere

Baby Daniel, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams

WTF Files: Tyra + Chingy = Beautiful Music?

Posted by Fresh on October 31, 2006

WTF Files: Tyra + Chingy = Beautiful Music?

These alleged hook-ups are becoming more random with each passing day. Who in the hell are we going to hear about next, Dylan from Da Band and Fantasia?

Tyra Banks is wasting no tears over ex-boyfriend, Madea’s Family Reunion producer and star Tyler Perry. In fact, a source tells Star that the supermodel/mogul has been busy playing footsie with rapper Chingy! The pair first met on an episode of Tyra Banks’ talk show last year when Chingy revealed to Tyra that he had a thing for fine women’s feet. Tyra immediately tore off her shoes and plopped her tootsies right down on Chingy’s lap — embarrassing the poor rapper! (It seems that Tyra had neglected to have a recent pedicure.)

Hoping for a second chance with the handsome St. Louis native, Tyra recently invited Chingy back to her show to tape not one but two episodes for November sweeps — and this time, Tyra made sure to have her toes done! “On the first episode, Tyra tried to kiss Chingy, and he seemed to be taken aback by her forwardness,” an audience member tells Star, “But the next day, Tyra teased Chingy, saying, ‘I have a fresh pedi!” Chingy immediately rubbed and kissed Tyra’s bare feet and then said, “I know I was a little taken back the other day, but now I’m ready for a real kiss!’ and the two locked lips! You could see the sparks fly!” (source)

Nothing says November sweeps success like Chingaling. Wow, desperate times call for desperate measures. The idea of Mama Tina having her own segment in the show doesn’t seem like a foreign concept any more.

Fantasia, Tyra Banks

Glamour Magazine Honors The 2006 Women of The Year

Posted by Fresh on October 31, 2006

Glamour Magazine Honors The 2006 Women of The Year

Bless Rosario’s wonky eyed heart. She looks like has been ~~slapped~~ touched by a special ed angel. Meanwhile, Catherine Zeta Jones is laying on the Queen’s chesticles like they are a twin pair of Serta mattresses. I’m telling Michael Douglas!