You see, Rihanna’s luggage was lost at the airport on her trip out to Las Vegas. The only items in her carry-on bag was her Slimming Shaper and red belt. So she decided to make due with what she had. That’s talent! If you guys are going to hate on her then go on. But I would like to see you do that shit. Not only does that take courage, but it shows her growth as an artist.

Ha ha ha! If only that shit was true.