Archive for May, 2006

Does George Clinton Make Your Horny Baby?

Does George Clinton Make Your Horny Baby?

George Clinton is the last person I would ever think of getting this gig. I wonder if he will do a strip tease on stage with a lei of weed plants around his neck.

Funk legend George Clinton is scheduled to perform at New York City’s first-ever Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo, the “internationally acclaimed Celebration of Flesh, Fetish, and Freedom” to be held June 17 at New York City’s Pier 94.

Also performing will be Tommy Lee and DJ Aero, and five-time Grammy winner Thomas Dolby performing his hit “She Blinded Me with Science.” (continue)

You Sent It!: K-Ci In The Park

You Sent It!: K-Ci In The Park


Somebody please call Mr. Telephone Man and let him know that there is a spider monkey in the middle of Chastain Park. Check out AJC to see more pictures from New Edition (featuring Bobby Brown!) last Friday. Also please feel free to caption this mess. Thanks Margaret!

Raven Symone Performing In Norfolk, Virginia

Raven Symone Performing In Norfolk, Virginia

I’m going to go read my bible now.

In Case You Missed It: Prince’s Performance On "American Idol"

In Case You Missed It: Prince’s Performance On “American Idol”

Here’s the video link to Mary J. singing on stage in a lactating apparatus. Thanks Crystal!

Okay Janet, Go Away Now

Okay Janet, Go Away Now

Michael K is right, photoshop awards indeed. When I become a famous singer/actress/anti-lace front wig activist/talk show host I am going to have someone on payroll whose main job is to photoshop my ass.

“I worked really hard, and I continue to work very hard,” says Janet about her lean new look. “I have to give credit to my parents’ genes I suppose, and just working with great people [that] make me look good, and nutrition and a great trainer.”

Just six months ago, the svelte Janet was seen in published photos looking like she had packed on a few extra pounds, but the star explains that she gained weight specifically for a movie role. “I put on the pounds for a film I was to do with LEE DANIELS, the producer of ‘Monster’s Ball,’ which a lot of people didn’t know,” Janet tells Kevin. “They wanted a full-figured woman. She’s from the South, a waitress.” (continue)

While Janet is trying to lose weight Beyonce is busy packing it back on.

“It was so difficult, I was starving for six months but I made it through,” she revealed at Cannes, where she and co-star Jamie Foxx attended the Dreamgirls premiere. “I fasted. I literally fasted. I drank a drink that gave me all the vitamins I needed and I didn’t eat for 14 days and then I just drank protein shakes. It was hard, I felt weak, but I did it.

The article also says that Beyonce was a size 12 before slimming down to a size 8. Um, no? Not buying it. But you already know where the link to this story came from so take it with a grain of salt. Don’t trust them new niggas over there . . .

"American Idol" Season 5 Is Ovah!

“American Idol” Season 5 Is Ovah!

I think I am the only person in the world who didn’t watch “American Idol” tonight. I forgot that shit was still around until a couple of days ago. Congrats Taylor Hicks, now you can finally reveal your real age. I’m so sorry but his ass doesn’t look 29 years old to me.

From what I’ve been hearing Mary J. Blige was acting a damn fool again. Say it ain’t so! I don’t see how she was able to strut around on stage with those platforms on. She looks like an extra from “Car Wash.” I’m kinda pissed that I missed Prince’s fabulostic performance. Just look at him. I bet all three of them are the same height without heels. Dionne Warwick and Al Jarreau also came out. Toni Braxton looks like she was out there trying to shake her shimmy. I’m not mad at Shug Avery though, she still looks good.

Hewpz In Black Men Magazine

Hewpz In Black Men Magazine

As you can see Hewpz is trying to be the unofficial spokeswoman for the Janice Combs wig collection. Visit Cake and Ice Cream for more pictures of her spread. C+D already smells like hot ass so there is no need to add on to the funk.

05.24.2006 Question of the Day

05.24.2006 Question of the Day

I have a slight confession to make. I didn’t watch more than two minutes of Oprah’s Legend Ball. I had a very long day Monday and to be honest I ain’t feel like all that crying and shit. Say what you want to but I was not in the mood for all of that. My uppity Aunt even threw a viewing party at her house so she could show off for the special. A friend of mine did record it so I probably will end up watching it anyway. The pictures on Oprah’s site are beautiful. How was it? I know you guys are an opinionated crowd so please fill me in.

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