Archive for April, 2006
Posted by Fresh on April 26, 2006
Terry Gives Advice To New Grads, Says Not To Pity The Fool
Famous for her no-nonsense writing, best-selling novelist and single mom Terry McMillan now plays guidance counselor in a book for freshly hatched high school grads. In It’s OK if You’re Clueless and 23 More Tips for the College Bound, tip No. 3 is: “Don’t listen to your parents. If for any reason they don’t like the path you’ve chosen, tough nuggies.”
As for her fellow baby boomer parents, she states emphatically in a phone interview, “Back off!” The author who created the feisty black women characters in Waiting to Exhale based Clueless on a commencement speech she gave at her son Solomon’s 2002 graduation from a Berkeley, Calif., Catholic high school . . .
McMillan’s book, out next Tuesday (Viking, $12.95), joins the graduation gift book genre. Clueless is McMillan’s first foray into non-fiction. She plans to follow it up with a memoir titled Don’t Pity the Fool, which will address the “whole ordeal” of her very public and extremely messy divorce from her Jamaican-born husband, Jonathan Plummer. (USA Today)
And so Chapter 25 of ‘Trapped In The Closet’ begins. All I know is Mr. T better receive some type of credit.
Posted by Fresh on April 26, 2006
Posted by Fresh on April 25, 2006
Ah Hell, Not You Too
A spokesman for Chris Rock said the comedian hired celebrity private eye Anthony Pellicano to investigate a model who claimed he was the father of her unborn child, according to a published report. Rock’s representative, Matt Labov, confirmed that the comedian’s representatives hired Pellicano after Hungarian model Monika Zsibrita made the allegation in 1999, the Los Angeles Times reported on Tuesday.
Zsibrita, 33, was named in a February indictment as a victim of an alleged wiretapping and racketeering conspiracy on behalf of A-list Hollywood attorneys and other prominent clients. An indictment accuses Pellicano of using his connections with a police detective to illegally run a background check on Zsibrita on July 30, 1999.
Pellicano has pleaded not guilty to all charges. Rock was separated from his wife when he met Zsibrita. The outcome of the paternity case was unclear because it was sealed by a private judge. Labov said that no one associated with Rock had any idea the private investigator would illegally access police files, as federal authorities have alleged.
(Yahoo)
Posted by Fresh on April 25, 2006
Halle Is The Master of Her Bation In New Movie
Halle Berry was so convincing in her sex scenes with Billy Bob Thornton in “Monster’s Ball” that she won an Oscar. And she’ll have more sex in her latest flick, “Perfect Stranger” - but only with herself.
Her ornery co-star, Bruce Willis, is off-camera as Berry pleasures herself while Willis’ voice “tells her what to do over the computer.” As our spy said, “Halle keeps her hands to herself - and does a great job.”
(Page Six)
Like Brandy and countless other people Bruce makes my vagina dry. I hope Halle doesn’t depend on this “sexy”route shit to win another Oscar.
Posted by Fresh on April 25, 2006
04.25.2006 Church Announcements
Are You A Tired Black Man?
Then I have the perfect treat for you. Behold and bookmark www.TiredBlackMan.com. Unlike the female in your life it’s sure to be a keeper. I also find it amusing that the latest user to register for the forums is “Yummie 801″. How much are you willing to bet that’s Al Reynolds? Thanks Bony T!
It’s Trap or Die Ladies!
Marry Your Baby Daddy, Inc. is currently accepting inquiries from couples who want to marry on Marry Your Baby Daddy Day. The date is in September 2006 in New York, NY.
Couples must live together and share biological children 13 years of age or younger. Couples must be comfortable being photographed, televised, interviewed by the media and revealing personal information. Marry Your Baby Daddy Day is an all expenses paid wedding for 10 loving couples with children and an effort to strengthen 2 parent homes in the Black Community. Visit www.MarryYourBabyDaddy.com for more details. Thanks Tiff!
Posted by Fresh on April 25, 2006
And They Say . . .
In a MediaTakeOut.com exclusive interview, an Atlanta woman claims to have engaged in three way sex with rapper Tip “T.I.” Harris and Nikki “Hoopz” Alexander (from VH1’s hit series Flavor Of Love).The woman, who has asked to remain anonymous, is a dancer in a number of popular hip-hop music videos.
She claims to have met up with the rapper and Hoopz last week at an Atlanta nightclub. According to the woman, Hoopz, who has been reportedly dating T.I., immediately struck up a conversation with her. She explained, “I felt like Hoopz was trying to pick me up, but I wanted T.I. - so I was cool with it.” When it was time to leave the club, T.I. suggested that the two women join him at his suburban mansion for an “after party.”
On the way there, things began to heat up when all three began kissing and groping each other. And according to the woman, “as soon as we walked in the door, I took off T.I.’s clothes and [performed oral sex on him].” “Hoopz wasn’t expecting all of that & she was shy at first” explained the woman, “but after a few minutes she got into it too.” The three went on to have a marathon sex session which lasted for more than two hours. (continue)
Take this with a grain of salt no doubt. Ugh, ain’t enough tea in China or Murray’s pomade in Slickback’s possession for me to get loose with T.I. and Hoopz ain’t no better. Isn’t she married, WTF? To wit the esteemed words of those great negro poets the Ying Yang Twins, “I say ewww that’s nasty, nigga if you wanna eat it you can have it.” Visit Cake and Ice Cream for recent flicks of the two.
Posted by Fresh on April 25, 2006
50 Cent (LOL), Melyssa Ford & Tocarra, Mary J. Blige, and India.Arie
Tocarra, Lupe Fiasco, Mary J. Blige & Debra Lee, and LL Cool J.
Posted by Fresh on April 25, 2006
Quick, Call The Police!
‘Cause somebody done stole Vivica’s edges. Is that a Toni Pony? See more pictures of Vivica at InDMix. Thanks Sunshyne!
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