I’m Just Saying . . .
I’m Just Saying . . . 
Where the rest of the list at? People magazine does not care about beautiful black people.
Archive for April, 2006
04.27.2006 Reality Bites
04.27.2006 Reality Bites
I hope anybody isn’t shocked by Nnenna getting the boot last night because I knowI wasn’t. I called the shit ten minutes before it came on to the Dealer. The show is coming so predictable. I guess after watching it for six seasons you start to pick up little things.
Jade managed to evaporate my snatch during judging with all that damn talking. They even did a special Jade dictionary on the recap show (thanks Da Real!). I want her “exotic bi-racial butterfly” ass to flap her wings all the way back to America. I also had a hard time looking at Miss Jay since I kept thinking about Nikki’s song, ha ha. As always, the pictures from last night episode are up at UPN.
"Keyshia Cole: Countdown to Obscurity" - Rich
“Keyshia Cole: Countdown to Obscurity” - Rich
On Monday evening (April 24) BET Networks announced its new approach and programming lineup during its BET Upfronts event at the Manhattan Center Studios in New York City. After introducing Reginald Hudlin as the new President of BET, the network didn’t waste any time in making its renewed loyalty to its viewers crystal clear.
This is going to be interesting. Between DMX praying and crying every 15 minutes to Keyshia buying weed on camera. Negros start your Tivo’s!
“The Black audience does not want to be treated like a late night booty call,” * said Hudlin, as he steadily paced like a general on stage Monday. That said, the network rolled out previews to its newest programs, which include a healthy slate of reality-based shows.
The first reality-based show BET introduced will center around the quickly rising R&B star Keyshia Cole. Startime with Cole will capture the personality and soul of the young Oakland songbird, as she further promotes her career. In addition the show will feature exclusive footage of Cole on tour with the likes of Kanye West and R. Kelly.
The second reality show BET previewed Monday night was, DMX: Soul of a Man, which captures the fierce rap superstar in the hot desert of Arizona, as he spends time with his children, speaks to cowboys and oh yea. . . drives fast.
(continue) Thanks Roni!This is going to be interesting. Between DMX praying and crying every 15 minutes to Keyshia buying weed on camera. Negros start your Tivo’s!
* Thanks for stating the obvious.
Shits & Giggles: It’s All Fun And Games Until . . .
Shits & Giggles: It’s All Fun And Games Until . . .
Earlier this morning Breezy made the brilliant obeservation that 50 Cent and Miss Jay had a strong resemblance to one another. My dude Mark shot me this video clip of Curtis on a drag queen friendly French show. Holiday Heart’s vanilla sister hands a note over to the host that says “Call me, I’m a hot bitch.” Then 5-0 gets all angry black man and argues with the host about who the note is actually intended for. Funny shit! Check it out for yourself.
Baby Love! Rodney Hill III’s Easter Pictures
Baby Love! Rodney Hill III’s Easter Pictures
(Picture credits: Sandra Rose)
Before you say anything babies gotta keep up with their wave patterns just like the rest of us. Monica realizes this. Thanks Bama Bred and Shara for the emails!
Before you say anything babies gotta keep up with their wave patterns just like the rest of us. Monica realizes this. Thanks Bama Bred and Shara for the emails!
Rihanna Appears On TRL & Performs Live At FYI In NYC
Rihanna Appears On TRL & Performs Live At FYI In NYC
Pon de forehead! Joooooking. Interesting choice of rags for TRL . . . House of Dereon perhaps? Ha ha. T.Error Marie, where art thou?
Terry Gives Advice To New Grads, Says Not To Pity The Fool
Terry Gives Advice To New Grads, Says Not To Pity The Fool
Famous for her no-nonsense writing, best-selling novelist and single mom Terry McMillan now plays guidance counselor in a book for freshly hatched high school grads. In It’s OK if You’re Clueless and 23 More Tips for the College Bound, tip No. 3 is: “Don’t listen to your parents. If for any reason they don’t like the path you’ve chosen, tough nuggies.”
As for her fellow baby boomer parents, she states emphatically in a phone interview, “Back off!” The author who created the feisty black women characters in Waiting to Exhale based Clueless on a commencement speech she gave at her son Solomon’s 2002 graduation from a Berkeley, Calif., Catholic high school . . .
McMillan’s book, out next Tuesday (Viking, $12.95), joins the graduation gift book genre. Clueless is McMillan’s first foray into non-fiction. She plans to follow it up with a memoir titled Don’t Pity the Fool, which will address the “whole ordeal” of her very public and extremely messy divorce from her Jamaican-born husband, Jonathan Plummer. (USA Today)
And so Chapter 25 of ‘Trapped In The Closet’ begins. All I know is Mr. T better receive some type of credit.
Standing Next To Tisha Campbell-Martin Makes You Look Good
Standing Next To Tisha Campbell-Martin Makes You Look Good
Oh my damn, did she have an allergic reaction to some Kimora Lee Simmons cosmetics? Ha ha! Remember that episode on ‘Martin’ when it’s his 10 year class reunion and she comes back looking fucked up? Who ever thought that art would one day be imitating life. When Miss Jay is looking better than you its a problem.
Ah Hell, Not You Too
Ah Hell, Not You Too
A spokesman for Chris Rock said the comedian hired celebrity private eye Anthony Pellicano to investigate a model who claimed he was the father of her unborn child, according to a published report. Rock’s representative, Matt Labov, confirmed that the comedian’s representatives hired Pellicano after Hungarian model Monika Zsibrita made the allegation in 1999, the Los Angeles Times reported on Tuesday.
Zsibrita, 33, was named in a February indictment as a victim of an alleged wiretapping and racketeering conspiracy on behalf of A-list Hollywood attorneys and other prominent clients. An indictment accuses Pellicano of using his connections with a police detective to illegally run a background check on Zsibrita on July 30, 1999.
Pellicano has pleaded not guilty to all charges. Rock was separated from his wife when he met Zsibrita. The outcome of the paternity case was unclear because it was sealed by a private judge. Labov said that no one associated with Rock had any idea the private investigator would illegally access police files, as federal authorities have alleged.
(Yahoo)Halle Is The Master of Her Bation
Halle Is The Master of Her Bation In New Movie
Halle Berry was so convincing in her sex scenes with Billy Bob Thornton in “Monster’s Ball” that she won an Oscar. And she’ll have more sex in her latest flick, “Perfect Stranger” - but only with herself.
Her ornery co-star, Bruce Willis, is off-camera as Berry pleasures herself while Willis’ voice “tells her what to do over the computer.” As our spy said, “Halle keeps her hands to herself - and does a great job.”
(Page Six)Like Brandy and countless other people Bruce makes my vagina dry. I hope Halle doesn’t depend on this “sexy”route shit to win another Oscar.
