Can you control yo hoe? You got a bitch that won’t do what you say. You can’t control yo hoe, she hard-headed and she just won’t obey. Can you control yo hoe? You got to know what to do and what to say. Listen, you got to put that bitch in her place even if it’s slappin’ her in her face. You got to control yo hoe – - can you control yo hoe?
Fresh Tidbits: Beyonce’s Nigga-Rigged Booth, Diddy Too Sexy
The New York Post reports Beyonce and Tina Knowles’ House of Dereon fashion line was poorly represented at the Magic fashion trade show in Las Vegas. The company’s booth, which was meant to resemble a villa, was shoddily made, a spy told the paper. “It was so cheaply done, the vines were visibly Scotch-taped to the villa,” the source revealed. “It was very un-Beyonce.” But a spokesman for the company disputed the claim, insisting the booth was professionally constructed, adding, “It won the contest for the best booth in the contemporary area.” (source)
Sean Combs’ print ads for his Unforgiveable fragrance were rejected by some magazines for being too “sexy.” (Combs looked like he’d just had a threesome with a blonde and a brunette.) Now one of his TV ads has been banned as well. The spot, which showed Combs climbing out of a swimming pool with a naked model, showed the model’s breast for an instant. The flash of flesh made even MTV back off the commercial. A rep for MTV didn’t return calls. (
You know blogging has really become a big thing when MC Hammer jumps on the bandwagon!His blog is filled with a lot of pictures of his children and a post here and there. He even has audio posts! I’m pretty sure there is a method to his madness so I won’t ask any questions. Well, maybe one. What’s up with these big ass shoeson the baby? Thanks Ricksfor the info!
Words of Wisdom From Hammer
Anyone can funk and go to war, we all got soldiers but it takes real men to make peace. Peace may not sell these squares’ magazines but it can save a community and bring prosperity to our people.
Hammer today, Todd Bridges tomorrow, and Bobby Brown the week after.
Everybody has that one friend whose mother is cool as hell. She let’s you smoke in the house (hell she might even join you), have sex in her bed, washes the sheets for you afterward, and doesn’t pressure you about going to school nor mapping out a future for yourself. I’m not saying that Ne-Yo’s mom fits that description down to a tee but I wouldn’t be surprised if she did. I love her already! I’ll take this lady over Tina Knowles any damn day. Clearly you can see that she is just so proud of her son. Brings a tear to my eye knowing that maybe one day I can feel the same way. Cheers to you mama.
But you have to wonder though, who would win in a three way fight between Janice Combs, Ann Iverson, and Ne-Yo’s mom?
Okay okay, so once upon a time I used to call Miss Cece “Uncle Ciara.” But the girl has really stepped her game up lately. I think she looks very nice and sophisticated. Now if she can just get rid of Bow Wow’s little bit size ass she’ll really be in the game. I’m mad that Gettyimages called her “Chara” though. They also described a picture as ‘a model displays creations by fashion ho’ but I’m sure that was a mistake.