Archive for February, 2006

The Blogosphere Ain’t Ready!

The Blogosphere Ain’t Ready!

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You know blogging has really become a big thing when MC Hammer jumps on the bandwagon! His blog is filled with a lot of pictures of his children and a post here and there. He even has audio posts! I’m pretty sure there is a method to his madness so I won’t ask any questions. Well, maybe one. What’s up with these big ass shoes on the baby? Thanks Ricks for the info!

Words of Wisdom From Hammer

Anyone can funk and go to war, we all got soldiers but it takes real men to make peace. Peace may not sell these squares’ magazines but it can save a community and bring prosperity to our people.

Hammer today, Todd Bridges tomorrow, and Bobby Brown the week after.

T-Boz and Paper City Presents Chase’s Closet Trunk Show

T-Boz and Paper City Presents Chase’s Closet Trunk Show

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(all pictures obviously via Sandra Rose)

Chase is too cute! Now if Mommy would just let go of that hairstyle . . .

Ne-Yo’s Mama = Mother of the Year

Ne-Yo’s Mama = Mother of the Year

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104270735 0d0c120e07 t Ne Yos Mama = Mother of the YearEverybody has that one friend whose mother is cool as hell. She let’s you smoke in the house (hell she might even join you), have sex in her bed, washes the sheets for you afterward, and doesn’t pressure you about going to school nor mapping out a future for yourself. I’m not saying that Ne-Yo’s mom fits that description down to a tee but I wouldn’t be surprised if she did. I love her already! I’ll take this lady over Tina Knowles any damn day. Clearly you can see that she is just so proud of her son. Brings a tear to my eye knowing that maybe one day I can feel the same way. Cheers to you mama.

But you have to wonder though, who would win in a three way fight between Janice Combs, Ann Iverson, and Ne-Yo’s mom?

Ciara Looka Like A Woman!

Ciara Looka Like A Woman!

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Okay okay, so once upon a time I used to call Miss Cece “Uncle Ciara.” But the girl has really stepped her game up lately. I think she looks very nice and sophisticated. Now if she can just get rid of Bow Wow’s little bit size ass she’ll really be in the game. I’m mad that Gettyimages called her “Chara” though. They also described a picture as ‘a model displays creations by fashion ho’ but I’m sure that was a mistake.

Phat Farm Party Flicks

Phat Farm Party Flicks

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The time has come for Flava to take a damn bath. Yet another reason why I will never pick up a crack pipe.

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What’s Your Verb?

What’s Your Verb?

103899898 183decd567 o Whats Your Verb?You may be able to testify about pissing on somebody but you bet’ not call it the ‘R.Kelly’ out in Sacramento! Who would’ve ever thought after selling millions of records around the globe that his name would now become a verb. It must make him all warm and fuzzy on the inside knowing that his name will be associated with pissing on underage girls forever.

Prosecutors said they had to drop a case against a man accused of trying to accost an 11-year-old girl because a judge wouldn’t allow testimony about a slang term involving R. Kelly. Tamiko Carter, 30, approached the girl last September while she was walking to school and asked her how old she was, prosecutors said. When she told him she was 11, Carter allegedly asked whether she had a boyfriend, “then told her he was fixing to do an ‘R. Kelly.’”Carter allegedly pulled his car to the curb and opened the door, but the girl ran away.
Kelly, a singer from Chicago, has pleaded not guilty to 14 counts of child pornography in Cook County Circuit Court. The charges stem from a February 2002 videotape that allegedly showed Kelly and a 14-year-old performing numerous sex acts. The prosecutor’s office said Kelly’s name is now listed in the “Urban Dictionary” as a verb that means to have sex with an underage girl. (more)

So What’s An R.Kelly Exactly?

1.The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination… Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
1. The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year old

2. The act of having sex with a minor
2. “Man shes only 12 years old! He pulled an R Kelly!”

3. Someone who has sex with a minor
3. “She was 12? He’s such an R Kelly!” (urban dictionary)

Out On The Town: Tyson & Wendy Williams

Out On The Town: Tyson & Wendy Williams

Tyson @ The Edge – Red Party 02.17.2006

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Wow. . . now the only problem I have with the above pictures is that Tyson isn’t showing any skin.

Champagne Launch Party at Spy Nightclub

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Ha ha, Dr. Ian likes to party with chicks that have dicks.

AOL Black Voices Reception – Special Guest: Star Jones

AOL Black Voices Reception – Special Guest: Star Jones

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Malaak, I’m going to call PETA on you so they can throw a can of red paint on that shaw. Stop spraying Febreeze on it and let it rest at least for a night!

Fresh Tidbits

Fresh Tidbits

Tyra Banks Goes Undercover As A Stripper

103724609 365403982d t Fresh TidbitsRetired supermodel Tyra Banks has turned investigator to find out what men really get up to at strip clubs.The former catwalk stunner donned trashy clothes, a latex nose and a wig to disguise herself as a sexy dancer and took a secret film crew into a strip club to give viewers of her US daily talk show a sneak into the sleazy world of strippers and pole dancers. Banks even performed a sexy pole dance for the unknowing regulars at the unnamed strip joint. The revealing special show airs in America on 1 March (06). The revealing special show airs on March 1, 2006. (source)

BET ‘Locks Down’ Thursday Nights With Debut of Lil’ Kim Series on Thursday March 9 at 9:30 PM ET/PT

103724610 2d403575cc t Fresh TidbitsLil’ Kim: Countdown To Lockdown’ chronicles the Queen Bee’s last two weeks of freedom as she ties up her business, says goodbye to friends and makes peace with herself as she emotionally prepares to serve a 366-day prison sentence. In this new half-hour series, BET and production partner Edmonds Entertainment deliver full access to Lil’ Kim’s life and her entourage as she paints the town twenty-four hours a day attending sexy fashion shows, star- studded parties, music video shoots, and glamorous shopping trips. Lil’ Kim then begins the physical transformation to becoming Kimberly Jones, peeling off the layers of hair extensions, acrylic nails and stage make-up. Final destination: the penitentiary, where Kimberly turns herself in to authorities. This is Kim’s real life with all of its glamour, drama, comedy and tragedy.
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Thandie Newton . . . WTF?

Thandie Newton . . . WTF?

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Sigh. Thandie Newton is so pretty. And yet…. And yet she is wearing what appears to be a failed design from a Project Runway challenge — one demanding that the designers construct a wedding gown from toilet paper in homage to bridal showers throughout time. (source)

I couldn’t have said it better myself. Thandie needs to go have dinner at Paul Wall’s house and stop wearing these 1985 prom dresses! Why is everyone in Hollywood looking like a walking Feed The Children billboard? Fame, fortune, and fug are a deadly combination. Thanks Yllona!

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