Happy Monday!
Happy Monday!
Archive for February, 2006
Fresh Tidbits
Fresh Tidbits: Beyonce’s Nigga-Rigged Booth, Diddy Too Sexy
The New York Post reports Beyonce and Tina Knowles’ House of Dereon fashion line was poorly represented at the Magic fashion trade show in Las Vegas. The company’s booth, which was meant to resemble a villa, was shoddily made, a spy told the paper. “It was so cheaply done, the vines were visibly Scotch-taped to the villa,” the source revealed. “It was very un-Beyonce.” But a spokesman for the company disputed the claim, insisting the booth was professionally constructed, adding, “It won the contest for the best booth in the contemporary area.” (source)
Sean Combs’ print ads for his Unforgiveable fragrance were rejected by some magazines for being too “sexy.” (Combs looked like he’d just had a threesome with a blonde and a brunette.) Now one of his TV ads has been banned as well. The spot, which showed Combs climbing out of a swimming pool with a naked model, showed the model’s breast for an instant. The flash of flesh made even MTV back off the commercial. A rep for MTV didn’t return calls. (
The Blogosphere Ain’t Ready!
The Blogosphere Ain’t Ready!
You know blogging has really become a big thing when MC Hammer jumps on the bandwagon! His blog is filled with a lot of pictures of his children and a post here and there. He even has audio posts! I’m pretty sure there is a method to his madness so I won’t ask any questions. Well, maybe one. What’s up with these big ass shoes on the baby? Thanks Ricks for the info!
Words of Wisdom From Hammer
Anyone can funk and go to war, we all got soldiers but it takes real men to make peace. Peace may not sell these squares’ magazines but it can save a community and bring prosperity to our people.
Hammer today, Todd Bridges tomorrow, and Bobby Brown the week after.
T-Boz and Paper City Presents Chase’s Closet Trunk Show
T-Boz and Paper City Presents Chase’s Closet Trunk Show
(all pictures obviously via Sandra Rose)
Chase is too cute! Now if Mommy would just let go of that hairstyle . . .
Ne-Yo’s Mama = Mother of the Year
Ne-Yo’s Mama = Mother of the Year
Everybody has that one friend whose mother is cool as hell. She let’s you smoke in the house (hell she might even join you), have sex in her bed, washes the sheets for you afterward, and doesn’t pressure you about going to school nor mapping out a future for yourself. I’m not saying that Ne-Yo’s mom fits that description down to a tee but I wouldn’t be surprised if she did. I love her already! I’ll take this lady over Tina Knowles any damn day. Clearly you can see that she is just so proud of her son. Brings a tear to my eye knowing that maybe one day I can feel the same way. Cheers to you mama.
But you have to wonder though, who would win in a three way fight between Janice Combs, Ann Iverson, and Ne-Yo’s mom?
Ciara Looka Like A Woman!
Ciara Looka Like A Woman!
Okay okay, so once upon a time I used to call Miss Cece “Uncle Ciara.” But the girl has really stepped her game up lately. I think she looks very nice and sophisticated. Now if she can just get rid of Bow Wow’s little bit size ass she’ll really be in the game. I’m mad that Gettyimages called her “Chara” though. They also described a picture as ‘a model displays creations by fashion ho’ but I’m sure that was a mistake.
Phat Farm Party Flicks
Phat Farm Party Flicks
The time has come for Flava to take a damn bath. Yet another reason why I will never pick up a crack pipe.
What’s Your Verb?
What’s Your Verb?
You may be able to testify about pissing on somebody but you bet’ not call it the ‘R.Kelly’ out in Sacramento! Who would’ve ever thought after selling millions of records around the globe that his name would now become a verb. It must make him all warm and fuzzy on the inside knowing that his name will be associated with pissing on underage girls forever.
Prosecutors said they had to drop a case against a man accused of trying to accost an 11-year-old girl because a judge wouldn’t allow testimony about a slang term involving R. Kelly. Tamiko Carter, 30, approached the girl last September while she was walking to school and asked her how old she was, prosecutors said. When she told him she was 11, Carter allegedly asked whether she had a boyfriend, “then told her he was fixing to do an ‘R. Kelly.’”Carter allegedly pulled his car to the curb and opened the door, but the girl ran away.
Kelly, a singer from Chicago, has pleaded not guilty to 14 counts of child pornography in Cook County Circuit Court. The charges stem from a February 2002 videotape that allegedly showed Kelly and a 14-year-old performing numerous sex acts. The prosecutor’s office said Kelly’s name is now listed in the “Urban Dictionary” as a verb that means to have sex with an underage girl. (more)
So What’s An R.Kelly Exactly?
1.The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination… Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
1. The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year old
2. The act of having sex with a minor
2. “Man shes only 12 years old! He pulled an R Kelly!”
2. “Man shes only 12 years old! He pulled an R Kelly!”
3. Someone who has sex with a minor
