Archive for January, 2006
Posted by Fresh on January 23, 2006
Eve Can’t Get Enough of That Delicious White Meat
Like I’ve been saying for the past few months now, white boys are the new pink. This weekend I am going in search for me one so we can play “catch a slave, freak a slave” in my backyard. Okay that wasn’t politcally correct but you get the point. Anyway, Eve has come a very long way. Remember them kitchen ass braids she was rocking in her first video? Sure sometimes I forget that she’s a rapper and all but the girl looks great to me. Who cares about race, y’know? Long as you’re happy then I’m happy for you. Plus we’ve all seen the sex tape. Eve has been playing with long white objects for quite sometime now.
We Are Family
Posted by Fresh on January 23, 2006
Weekend Grind
- More fun with Dick and Jane. 1 - 2
- Lebron James’ mom may be crunk and disorderly but at least she didn’t fuck up all the way.
- I’m sorry Eskay but I had to jack something from you when I saw this picture.
- Thanks to everybody who emailed me to let me know that C+D was under ‘Best of the Web’ on Black Voices!
Posted by Fresh on January 20, 2006
Posted by Fresh on January 20, 2006
Freshly Squeezed
That picture with Halle Berry and that dude is a fake. I use to be on this board where this chick would post pictures of herself that were ‘tampered’ with and since then I have had a keen eye when it comes to pictures. This is similar to the pic of Johnny Gil and Eddie Murphy.
The picture in question.
Take a look at the floor, it’s slightley bent up on the left side, halle’s side And it looks ‘higher’. There are NO shadows whats so ever also. Its so dark outside but they come out so bright, no flash can do that. The rain coat thing that she is wearing doesnt look right. The only way it can look like that is if there was a lonnnng as slit in the middle
AND lastly, why she all dressed down and dude is all ‘casual.’ As a matter of fact, his left hand is cut and pasted there. To make it seem like he was wearing a long jacket. The lighting on that hand is off. And it just looks…ahh goddamit Fresh the pic is fake and its so easy to do it when everything is black.
Eddie and Johnny’s pic
Its the same floor but with paint to make it look like dirty stepped on gum. Check out johnny’s right leg. Bottom line…this was a bad job. - Crazy Baby
- Wilson Pickett, the soul pioneer best known for the fiery hits “Mustang Sally” and “In The Midnight Hour,” died of a heart attack Thursday, according to his management company. He was 64. (more)
- Dennis Rodman and Tracy BingHAM (as Billy Sunday likes to call her) have been riding the red,blue, and white stripes all the way to the U.K. in the Celebrity Big Brother house. (Thanks Ella)
- Blair Underwood, Lynn Whitfield, Boris Kodjoe, Maya Angelou, and Cicely Tyson will all appear in Tyler Perry’s new Madea movie. Click here to view the trailer to visit the film’s website. Coming up next: Madea’s Funeral Reunion (I’m bullshitting but I could see it happening. Thanks Stylishly Graceful)
Axelrod’s attorney, Jay Paul Deratany, said he planned to sue Davis and his wife for more than $1 million. Deratany said he was writing the papers Thursday for a battery suit against Kendra Davis and a slander case against Antonio Davis, and planned to file them Friday. (more)
Posted by Fresh on January 20, 2006
Posted by Fresh on January 20, 2006
Since I kept receiving emails asking me how I felt about Cam’s verbal assault on Jay-Z I’ll give my little opinion. But before I set this post off let me say something about Rich:
1. You stole the “Ultimate Hustler” concept from Dame . . .then gave it back
2. You 42 years old and you rocking Jeezy the Snowman shirts
3. You got some kitchen ass braids
See how stupid that was? Yeah, exactly.
So I finally took the time out of my day to download Cam’s little song. If I would’ve known that he called Jay-Z “Fraggle Rock” I probably would have downloaded this shit last night. I love Jim Henson! But like someone said earlier, Cam’s a little too Shug Avery for me with all the “you shol is ugly” disses. Thanks Cameron Giles for telling us something we didn’t know. It’s not like he was exactly gorgeous when he first came out. He can thank that little stomach problem ’cause Killa shed some weight and came out all chistled faced and what not. Don’t get it confused, I still think he looks good, but c’mon now. That ugly shit is a little 4th grade.
And he had Beyonce singing about slanging crack? Big fucking deal. Raise your hand if you brought that second album Cam is talking about.
One thing that I am glad about all of this drama is no one is talking about 50 Cent for once.
Posted by Fresh on January 19, 2006
Star’s Doesn’t Look Scary!
Star is looking good! Please keep it up.
Trina To Appear On Desperate Housewives
While I was watching Skating With Celebrities (more on that later) last night, all hell broke loose over the internet! I haven’t heard the track yet but from the look of things it doesn’t sound too interesting.
If you’re a former crackhead life is good for you right now. Flava’s Flav has a guilty pleasure on his hands, Bobby may go on tour with SWV, and Todd Bridges in on television ice skating with a white woman. It don’t get no better. Hate it or love it, crackheads got their swagger back!
Wendy: Do you go to church? Bobby: I am a church.
Me too.
Posted by Fresh on January 18, 2006
Leftover Porkchops
- Now there is a debate of sorts about Diddy’s new ad campaign for his fragrance. I could care two broke dicks about it personally but some people are taking offense due to the lack of sisters in the ads. The thing that makes me mad is that dude wants someone to pay $300 for 2.5 oz. for some shit that probably smells like 3 day old sink water. Now this is nothing to a baller but for the average Joenelle like myself this is a hell nah. So please Mr. Diddy take a seat. Thanks in advance.
- The word for Michael Jackson today is J-O-B (thanks Elliott)
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