What The Blue Fuck?!
Archive for January, 2006
Nigga Please
Chingy, WTF?
15’s in the back blasting, Peep the candy as I pass em / Watch the chamillion paint flop like Chingy’s last album - Smoke of Field Mob, “That’s My Shit”
It’s a sad day when Chingy comes to a movie premiere trying to show his grill. Somebody please give him and Shar Jackson some job applications.
Ray J Is About As Gangsta As K. Fed
AP: So you’re a former gangbanger?
Ray J: Yeah. As a teenager … I was young and just trying to find myself.
AP: I’ve read that you’ve been shot at so many times, you can’t remember all of them. Did they ever shoot at you for being Brandy’s brother?
Ray J: (Laughs) No. When you live in Carson and Compton and Long Beach and you growin’ up in the neighborhood, getting shot at is just a regular thing. If you’re hanging out at the school after hours with your friends and y’all shootin’ dice and people are drinking and smoking and it’s a gang environment and it’s a party life constantly, that’s where another rival gang targets. (more)
Wow, I haven’t heard the term gangbanger used since ‘95. This nigga really needs to stop having delusions of grandeur. As pointed out by Ty, he was on that damn Sinbad show back in the day. Just because you played your older sister’s “gangsta” cousin/brother/whatever on Moesha doesn’t give you street cred. You will always be Brandy’s little brother. Learn your role like Solange.
Hey Mama, Big Mama
Hey Mama, Big Mama
It’s nothing like standing in front of people double your size to make you look smaller, no? I’m not mad at Nia though, she looks good to me. I’m still not too sure about the short/stockings combo but hey, whatever works. I’ve never come across a white woman who is referred to as a big momma, I’m still loving those look-a-likes in the back.
It’s always big news around the internet when Janet decides to shows her face. These pictures are of her leaving a Sushi joint with a friend. The chubby Janet is starting to grow on me a little bit. She has that kindergarden teacher thing going on.
Leftover Porkchops
Quote of the Day
“Well there’s a huge difference between vaginal and seminal fluid. Seminal fluid I can handle if you’re my husband. Vaginal fluid . . . I got issues.” - Star Jones (more via Nova Slim)
Rewind
Due to itis that was beyond my control, I slept through the entire Jamie Foxx special. I felt a little guilty at first but once I started going through my email I realized I didn’t miss much. I hate to say it but it looks like we got punk’d. How was it? Holla back.
I was able to catch Jada’s performance with Wicked Wisdom on Lettermen tonight thanks to a reminder from Butta. I’m not much of a rock critic but my ears know what they like and didn’t enjoy that screaming shit she was doing one bit. It was damn near a Mad TV parody. You know you’ve fucked up when white people are looking at you nuts.
I’m Just Saying
I like Stevie Wonder and all like the next person but this is just wrong. Somebody needs to fix this.
Killa’s Conference, Nas’ Baby Mama Drama
The Official “We Want Some Attention” Post
As I mentioned earlier, Cam held a press conference today to announce that he had some General Tso chicken and lo mein for lunch. I was shocked that Cam didn’t look a little more pulled together. Mr. Young, Fly, and Flashy was looking old, broke, and ashy.
Quick questions: Is the poster for Killa Season supposed to look just like the one for Paid In Full? Why does Hell Rell look like the world’s oldest living negro on it? And where was Jim Jones and the rest of the Big Bird Gang? Poor Juelz, that nigga looked like he couldn’t believe it himself. I was waiting to see some flicks of Jim looking like he just rolled out of the bed. Pictures are worth a 1,000 words so these don’t say shit. Ay!
Here We Go Again
Some ladies are proving that it might be best to think twice before creeping. If you thought Karrine Steffans’ “Confessions of a Video Vixen” was causing people to talk last year, wait until you get a load of what Carmen Bryan, Nas’ former girlfriend and mother of his daughter, has to say. She has an autobiography called “Sex, Drugs and Hip-Hop — Oh, and Did I Mention Love?” coming out soon, and she’s not holding anything back about her relationship with Nas or her alleged affairs with Jay-Z and NBA superstar Allen Iverson. . .
“. . . Way after we kind of broke up, I asked him about Lil’ Kim, Eve, Mary J. Blige. The only one Nas ever admitted to dating was Mary.”As for Jay, she implied that he came along at the right time. “I was so in love with Nas at the very beginning, I couldn’t even look at another man. But it began to fade. I guess I really took notice to it when I took Jay-Z’s phone number.” (more)
Music Notes
Music Notes
Hey Rhonetta, Janice Combs wants her wig back. Thanks in advance. Not only can she not sing she is also a damn criminal. Check out Dlisted for more details and CL for another lovely glamour shot.
I Always Thought Brandy Look Like An Alien But Damn
Brandy Norwood, the actress and musician best known solely by her first name, is extending her talents into the video game world. She will provide her voice and likeness, and help develop the story line for a sci-fi/action game that will ship in the first quarter of 2007. The game comes from Matty/Markus Games, a Los Angeles-based firm founded by director Matty Rich (”Straight Out of Brooklyn”) and video game veteran Frederic Markus (”Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure.”) Brandy, who has sold more than 14 million albums worldwide, also will develop an original soundtrack for the as-yet-untitled game. Besides hearing this exclusive music in the new game, the release schedule calls for the CD of the soundtrack to go on sale right before the video game ships. (more via Rich)
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Were you wondering the story behind this photo? Well, wait no more.They were taken at a convenient store in Alpharetta, Georgia and proves that the singer is back on crack or something.
The word is that Whitney Houston is back on crack. Jamal Mitchell of Marietta, Georgia emailed us photos that he took with the singer. “The once-stunning Grammy winner was photographed at an Atlanta gas station at 4 a.m. one morning last month, looking disheveled and bizarre in pajama bottoms, and a $50,000 fur coat and a messy wig.
Jamal: I was pumping gas and noticed her driving up in a Porsche Cheyenne SUV. She was alone as she pulled into the parking lot of the convenient store near GA 400 in Alpharetta. I told my partner, “Yo man, that’s Whitney Houston! ” She got out of the vehicle and purchased 5 or 6 packs of cigarettes. approached her and asked if I could take a picture. She said, “Sure, Do you have a camera?” I ran to my car where my camera was and she took three pictures with me. She was nice, but she wasn’t the Whitney Houston I was use to seeing on TV and in music videos. She was very thin too and her breath smelled like liquor and smoke. (thanks Mo!)
The Bad
The Good
The Los Angeles middle school attended by high-profile attorney Johnnie Cochran Jr. will be renamed in his honor, officials said. The Los Angeles Unified School District Board of Education voted unanimously Tuesday to rename the 1,900-student Mt. Vernon Middle School after the attorney best known for representing O.J. Simpson. (more)
“I’ve been in the closet with it for a while,” says Federline. “I don’t know, guess I would have to say I’m the rookie of the year.”Besides a guest appearance from rapper Petey Pablo, Federline says there will be no guest stars on his upcoming album. Nor will the album be produced by any major industry producers, and he doesn’t yet have a record label — a curiosity, since, given his wife’s A-list status, he could have used her connections to get a deal. The first single was released through Yahoo Music Unlimited.
The UglyNew York Knicks team president Isiah Thomas is accused of sexual harassment and discrimination by one of the team’s former front-office employees in a federal lawsuit. Anucha Browne Sanders claims Thomas made unwanted sexual advances toward her and refused to stop, according to the lawsuit filed Tuesday in federal court in Manhattan. Thomas and Madison Square Garden are listed as the defendants in the lawsuit, which charges them with. (more)
Will Smith Is Gangsta, Nigga Please
Respect Will Smith’s Gangsta
Lately it seems like nothing can go right for Bow Wow, the 18-year old, multi-platinum, self-proclaimed “Ohio playa”, as in the last week he has been belittled by some of the game’s current artists and moguls. “…Yea, Paul Wall did Grillz”, the no longer “Lil” Bow Wow said on a Philadelphia radio station. But surprisingly at another time on the same show, when asked about doing his grill, Paul Wall said, “What? Nah. Ain’t nothin’ like that. I aint even know he old enough. I think I would still have to get his parents permission.”
Another interview by another Philadelphia area radio station placed Will Smith with the “job” of answering to Bow Wow’s accusations of being a bubble gum rapper. But Smith refused to respond saying that, “A grown man don’t answer to no child. I’m a grown ass man. I cut records before his momma let somebody cut to have him.” Smith also added, “My worst movie (Wild Wild West) grossed almost twice as your best movie (Like Mike). Check the records and read a book young man.”
Nigga Please
Do you love MASTER P? Do you love DANCING WITH THE STARS? Do you love the man also know as a Rap artist, music industry mogul and accomplished athlete? Do you also love his adorable partner Ashly DelGrosso (who thought she a goner the first week out)? Then click here to visit Keep-P-Dancing.com. Seriously.
Master P has a message for today’s youth. “I wanna show kids, ‘Do something else wit your life, you don’t gotta [succumb to the streets]. I’ve never danced before. I grew up in the ghetto. I just want to show kids they can try something new. Most kids in these communities live until
they’re 18 or 19. If I made it out, they can make it out. I want to show them some change.”
