Archive for December, 2005

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Bre and Nik are getting their pose on again. They look lovely don’t you agree. Oh yeah, Lisa too.

- “Being Bobby Brown” last night was the greatest coon spectacle I have ever witnessed in my lifetime. I’m still having after shocks. How they got all of that mad niggerish footage condensed into 20 minutes amazes me. Bravo indeed, bravo. I don’t know where to begin so I’ll let my fo’fo Rich do it for me.

- It’s been seven years since the passing of Michelle Thomas, who many of you will remember as Myra from “Family Matters” and Theo’s girlfriend Justine from “The Cosby Show.” Pay tribute by visiting her memorial site, The Michelle Thomas Appreciation Page.

- Old men in the club alert.

- Looks like Al Sharpton’s reality television show won’t be coming to a small screen near you after all. I’ll try not to cry too hard.

- Miss Info and Fresh have cyber beef? Nah.

- Concrete Loop’s juicy tidbits.

PSA

PSA

Biggie Duets Party Pictures

I’m speechless.
Biggie Duets Party Pictures : : 1 - 2

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Mary J. Blige — who isn’t talking to her sister/manager after she fired her — probably won’t be sending Christmas cards to her many family members this year. But if she did, this is what they would say: “They’ll be mad at me, but it’s the truth — they were angry, hateful, jealous, ignorant, prideful people. My aunts were very, very mean people. I didn’t want to be like that,” she told London’s Guardian. And don’t get her started on Mom.
“It might be that she’s living vicariously through me, but I believe she’s gotten real bitter about it,” says Blige. “It’s probably why we’ve never really got along. Even as a child, she was a little rough on me, because on top of my father leaving, I was singing as a child, and it was what she wanted but she didn’t use it. She didn’t have the courage to use it.” And you thought your family was tense during the holidays.
Source: Ny Daily News
- He’s no K-Fed, but recently dismissed Desperate Housewives cellar dweller Page Kennedy is following in Mr. Spears’ media-hatin’ musical footsteps. The actor has released a rap track, “Hold On,” via his Website, chronicling his hiring and rapid firing from the ABC mega-hit over an alleged flashing incident on the set.
Kennedy’s song starts off harmlessly enough, with the actor rapping about his excitement over his new status as a Wisteria Lane resident: “Best show on the air/Best show in America/ That’s right, Page is right there…25 million viewers a week/25 million connoisseurs that’ll speak highly of me.” (continue reading)

Just like nOva said, everybody is a rapper now. Check out the “hotness.

- Ashanti will star alongside Sophia Bush and Brittany Snow in a movie called “John Tucker Must Die.”Check out a couple pictures from the film and the story line. Looks like another “In The Mix” in my opinion. Thanks Wilson for the information.

Bonus Material

Bonus Material

After watching the second half of “Jeff Johnson Chronicles: Sex & Hip Hop” last night (why did they air one 10 minute segment twice?) I came to a new found respect for the artists/models that appear in “UnCut” videos. What the hell am I talking about? Alright, lemme break it down.
When the video for Styles P’s new joint premiered on “Direct Effect”I told the Dealer that the only reason why Styles P had attractive females in the video was because he had to take the attention off of his ugly ass. At least in a video for MC Such-n-Such his hoes got stab wounds and skrectch (not stretch) marks. In some strange and twisted way I’ve come appreciate that.
Let’s face it, if these entertainers were regular dudes on the block they would not be pulling down dimes. So I decided to play celebrity matchmaker. I know I left out tons of ugmo rappers but I wanted to see what you guys could come up with.

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As you can see things are slowly changing around here. Gimme a little time. I’m trying to enjoy my holiday season too! Moving along, Rolling Stone just released their list of the top 50 albums in 2005. Mr. Whiney Pants came in first place. Here is a list of the *ahem* melanin-rich artists (and a few white ones) who made topped the list.
Wait, no DL4?! Oh my gosh!
1. Kanye West, Late Registration
10. 50 Cent, The Massacre
16. John Legend, Get Lifted 21. Common, Be
25. Young Jeezy, Let’s Get It: Thug Motivation 101
27. Stevie Wonder, A Time to Love
29. Franz Ferdinand, You Could Have It So Much Better (I fucks with Franz)
34. Paul Wall, The Peoples Champ
37. Missy Elliott, The Cookbook
43. Mariah Carey, The Emancipation of Mimi
44. Daddy Yankee, Barrio Fino
49. Damian Marley, Welcome to Jamrock

You know its not easy being a female emcee. Lil’ Kim in jail, Foxy is going deaf, Trina can’t spell, Eve thinks she can act . . . it’s just all fucked up. Who shall we call to the rescue?

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Queen Pen! Damn homie, I haven’t seen the queen since I was in junior high! 2005 has mos def been the comeback (attempt) year.

Anyway, earlier today while I was watching “Steve Harvey” (shut it) and I saw a commercial for a show called “Daisy Does America.” At first I thought it was a reality series of a white chick’s exploits across the U.S.A. in the porn industry, but I think its actually a show about a British woman traveling America to learn more about the cultures here, no? I wouldn’t know since I’ve never watched it. This week Daisy makes her way down to the ghetto. The show airs at 10 pm tonight and it looks like it should be pretty interesting.

Wait, while I’m on the subject of white people I have a question. Why do white people love green bean casserole so much? I was at a pot luck a few months ago and a few of my former co-workers bitches! were about to fight each other over the last scoop of it. Green bean casserole = the white man’s collard greens?

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Kanye, Sean Paul, Ludacris, Chris Brown and other artists came out to z100’s Jingle Ball on December 16. As always Kanye was a fierce bitch, or at least he thought so. I can see that boy posing in the mirror getting his Zoolander on. Jay-Z and Rhianna were in the building to lend their support to ‘Ye. Although I wasn’t able to attend something tells me I would’ve had to cut a bitch inside the venue. You can check out tons of pictures from both the show and backstage over at z100.com

- Last night the Radio Music Awards aired on NBC. I opted not to watch the entire show since award show season this year has severely depressed me. In the short amount of time I did tune in I caught Mariah taking home another award (you ever notice how most big names decide not to show up for these shows but Mariah’s ass is at every single one), Mary J. performing her new hit, and Uncle Ciara presenting. Anybody else wtch the show out?

- Barely Entertainint Television recorded their New Year’s Eve “106 and Party” special last week. The glamorest one Trina along with Eightball, MJG, Young Buck, Three 6 Mafia, every other nigga in Tenakey, Keyshia Cole, Lil’ Flip, Chamillionaire, David Banner, Queen Latifah, Remy Ma, Juelz Santana, and countless other negras came out to enjoy the festivities. I’m sure there was a plethora of H.A.M. Check em out. Speaking of BET, why do the participants onRemix” still looked fucked up after the makeover? Ah well, don’t forget that part two of “The Jeff Johnson Chronicles: Sex and Hip Hop” airs tonight at 7:30 p.m. (et/pt).

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There’s no need to go on “Larry King Live” complaining. You LOST.

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Lord H.A.M. Mercy

Funeral services were held this weekend for the legendary Richard Pryor. Fellow comedians Mike Epps and Mo’Nique (along with her King Kong legs) were among the many faces who came out to celebrate the life of the deceased legend. I don’t know why they let Auntie Diana out of the house looking like the wicked witch from the west. Peep the girl in the background expression, haha. That pretty much says it all. Diana is too old to be an attention whore, plain and simple. Now I would expect this type of behavior from her friend Wacko Jacko but not her.

Don’t forget that “The Funniest Man Dead Or Alive” airs tonight at 7:30 p.m. (et/pt) on BET. Dave Chappelle, Chris Tucker, and Steve Harvey along with others will pay homage to Pryor’s comedic greatness.

Rumor Control
Yesterday I received an tip from my girl Jaden that model Vida Guerra now works out of Miami for an Atlanta based escort service. The email contained a link to an escort site called Britneysplace.com and I decided to check it out for myself. If you scroll down to the name “Angelina” you will clearly see (possibly NSFW) two photographs featuring Ms. Guerra. Now I highly doubt that Vida has resorted to slutting herself out for $850.00 per hour. My theory is that the brains behind the website posted the picture of her only to get potential clients biting. However this is the Superhead era so you never know.

I’ve never been a big fan of Olivia. For whatever reason her whole image just screams transvestite. Anyways, Rizoh hooked me up with some before and after pictures of the first lady of G-Unit. Look like she grew some breast when she joined 50 at the candy shop. Gotta sell that laffy taffy! Oh well, you see her little spread in King did nothing for her album sales. Her shit got pushed back further than Mary J. Blige’s hairline on the cover of Vibe.

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