K.Fed’s = Vanilla Ice
By the way Kevin, you are NOT THE FATHER!
By the way Kevin, you are NOT THE FATHER!
T.Error Mari
T.Error Mari is one of the many reasons that my 13 year old cousin’s sex life is jumping off more than mine. The first time I saw her Ashanti-dance across my tv screen I almost instantly knew that I was not feeling this little girl. I don’t know about ya’ll but when I was 17 years old I was hosting pep rallies, rapping on the back of the bus, burning cd’s to slang at school and trying to cram for exams. The last thing I was ever concerned with was telling “a nigga when to call me” because I was too damn busy. But I guess all of that would made me lame in some of the eyes of my fellow classmates who were on that T.Error Mari tip. I graduated and didn’t have two kids by the time of my 19th birthday from a boy trying to play man who made me feel real good. Half of my life I my Pop’s was absent from the picture and I didn’t go wild. Bitch please. I mean just look. This poor child is so confused she forgot that she had a nail missing when she came on the set for her photo shoot. Hoe sit down!
For about three months I was totally oblivious to “Desperate Housewives” debut on ABC. I was too consumed with school and work to actually sit down and watch anything on television. But as soon as I came back home my television screen was straight bombarded with images of those bitches from Wisteria Lane. But one of them stood out a little more than the others. Can anyone tell me what’s so special about this broad? She has the body of an 11 year old boy and a face that screams Fivel (yeah that Fivel). Plus she got them DMX / Ja Rule crackhead
bottom teeth. Tramp had the nerve to get salty about not getting nominated for an Emmy. After slutting around Hollywood for a couple of months she now apparently has Tony Parker pussy whipped. I’m happy for both of them, really I am. *sarcasm* I just don’t think I have to be subjected to their public displays of affection everytime I turn on my fucking television. Hoe sit down!
J-Nicks (the new host of “Rap City”) : Who are you and where did you come from?
My Mini Me : You will never do it like I. Point.Blank.Period.
Thoughts anyone? Holla Back.

- Rapper 50 Cent has lashed out at fellow hip-hop star Kanye West for accusing US President George W. Bush of racism in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. The In Da Cliub star believes human intervention could not have prevented the effects of the hurricane, which killed over a thousand people in the US gulf states in August (05), and sees no point in reprimanding the President for something which was beyond his control. He says, “The New Orleans disaster was meant to happen. It was an act of God. “I think people responded to it the best way they can. What Kanye West was saying, I don’t know where that came from.” (
Contact Music via BC)During the trial, IRS officials said Isley tried to further avoid taxes by asking to be paid in only cash for performances between 1997 and 2002–amounts that added up to around $12 million, per California’s CNS News Service. The IRS also claimed Isley bought personal cars using a business account and paid band members in cash to keep transactions off the books. The Ohio native was indicted in October 2004. He entered a not guilty plea in January. Isley, who suffered a minor stroke last summer, remains best known for his smooth vocals that have graced Isley Brothers hits for the better part of 40 years.