Archive for September, 2005

Kanye West = Mr. Pee Body

Posted by Fresh on September 26, 2005

Kanye West = Mr. Pee Body


Kanye West has an embarrassing past - he constantly urinated in his pants during his school days. The rapper reveals he was known as ‘the pee boy’ growing up because he suffered from humiliating toilet trouble. He tells US magazine Radar, “I remember one time peeing on myself on the way to a banquet. I had this nice rayon shirt on and these linen shorts, because I’d always be dressed really good. Pee across the front of your shorts - it fucks up your entire outfit.”



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Ye was also recently interviewed by Fiona Apple. In the interview Kanye tells Ms. Apple that he holds her ‘higher than Lauryn Hill in his eyes.’ Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion but thats like comparing apples and oranges. Lame pun intended.

Don’t forget that you can catch Pee Boy along with Ciara, Nelly, Snoop and others at the Hip Hop Honors show tonight on VH-1 at 9pm.

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Buzz Notes

Posted by Fresh on September 26, 2005

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H.A.M. of the Week

Golden Brooks is a total mess I don’t know what type of “girlfriends” she has that would let her walk out of the house looking like this. Somebody give her a perm and some MAC with the quickness.

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edit / / I almost forgot to mention that Charlie Wilson is a close second.


D’Angelo Is Not Dead

R&B star D’Angelo is still hospitalized at VCU Medical Center after a September 19 car crash in Powhatan County. At last report he was listed in critical condition. D’Angelo, whose real name is Michael E. Archer, and Lynne Sellers were in a Hummer SUV on Route 711 just west of Route 288 when the accident occurred. Around 7:45 pm the Hummer ran off the right shoulder, crossed the road, ran off the left shoulder and then slammed into a fence and flipped. D’Angelo was not wearing a seat belt and was thrown from the car. He was airlifted to VCU Medical Center. Sellers was wearing her seat belt and was treated for her injuries and released. D’Angelo is hospitalized under an assumed name.


Well At Least She’s Not Snorting With Kate Moss

There’s a buzz around the internet about Janet “blowing up” again. This should come as no shock because her weight has fluctuated in her throughout her career. I personally don’t see what the big fuss is about. Yeah she’s gain some added pounds but you and I both know its nothing for Ms. Jackson to get back in the gym. Nothing. The media is a trip, either you’re too fat or too skinny. Thats not the real issue here people. Let’s talk about why Jermaine Dupri looks like a cancer patient.

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Nigga Please of the Week

Posted by Fresh on September 23, 2005

Nigga Please of the Week

Kanye West has a hit out at white musicians who try to sound black, insisting artists should stick to what they do best. West confesses to a diverse listening taste and is even a fan of British rocker Franz Ferdinand. He says, “I hate music where white people are trying to sound black. The white music I like is white. “I like Franz Ferdinand. That’s the shit.”

Ice-T is to produce David Hasselhoff’s first hip-hop album. The pair are neighbours in Los Angeles and are said to have struck up a close friendship. Hasselhoff has had some success as a singer, releasing seven albums. He’s also said to be very popular in Germany. Ice-T, who was one of the first real hip-hop stars in the late 1980s, said: “The man is a legend. And we are going to show a whole new side of him.” The rapper is said to be convinced that the 51-year-old for Knight Rider and Baywatch actor can take on the biggest names in rap, reports The Sun. Ice-T added: “He’s gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff - I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour.

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- Kanye was rejected by one of London’s elite nightclubs, because door staff didn’t have a clue who he was. Mr. West was left speechless and embarrassed as he left Chinawhite, with his entourage trailing behind him. According to the Daily Mirror, Kanye rolled up outside the club in two Mercedes people carriers at around 2.30am. Despite desperate attempts to pursuade staff they were willing to pay, they were refused point blank because their names were not on the list and it was for members only. However, in a farcical move, minutes later Big Brother’s mouthy Makosi and her crew jumped the queue and walked straight in. But perhaps it just wasn’t destiny for Kanye to hit the capital’s club scene last night. After scouting the streets, the very frustrated rapper made his way to Ten Rooms, but was refused for arriving too late.

- Foxy is taking a break for ear surgery. I think this is from that ass whooping Jacki-O gave her. But hey, what do I know.

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Buzz Notes

Posted by Fresh on September 23, 2005

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Jada And Jay-Z Have A Baby Together
No the Jigga man and Jada Pinkett-Smith are not actually expecting a child. However they have become the primary investors for a chain of future nationwide stores that house beauty products called Carol’s Daughter. Carol’s Daughter is a beauty and body product line that was created in the kitchen of a Brooklyn woman. She started off making body scrubs, mango butter and other items. The line has been in existence for a few years now but only on an independent level. Now that Jay-Z and Jada Pinkett, along with other investors have taken an interest in the line they plan to grow it to new proportions. The first store in the Carol’s Daughter chain opened in Harlem this past week. About the venture Jay-Z says, “The sky is the limit, we plan to open stores in Atlanta, Washington DC and Philladelphia and we may even go as far as France someday anything can happen.”

Now I Ain’t Sayin’ He A Gold Digger, But He Ain’t Messin’ With No Broke Bitches
Nicole Murphy, the soon to be ex-wife of Eddie Murphy, has found a new love and a new life, but she might want to watch her wallet. Nicole is about to become a very rich divorcee. She has five kids by Murphy, and she is expected to get a hefty chunk of his fortune following their divorce. Nicole left Eddie citing irreconcilable differences, and now she is dating a businessman. Alan Daniels, 36, is the new man in her life. He’s been married twice, he has twin sons and he has bad credit. According to published reports, Daniels is considered a male gold-digger who has a string of financial problems from coast to coast. One woman reportedly was left a debt of a half a million dollars following a business deal with him. Eddie is not happy about this news. He has worked hard for his money, and now he stands to lose half of it. And, a good portion could wind up with this new man. Nicole is crazy about Daniels, and she has no plans to return to life with Eddie. How will she protect her money? Is Daniels looking for a windfall? Does he plan to marry her once her divorce comes through? Will Eddie be able to win her back?
Aretha Is Hitting The Gym

The Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin says she is going to lose weight, and this time, she means it. Aretha says she is doing it in honor of Luther Vandross. Aretha says she and Luther would talk about their weight issues all of the time, and she realizes she needs to lose weight. She says his death was a wakeup call for her. Before his stroke, Luther battled diabetes and high blood pressure. She has lost weight in the past, let’s hope she sticks to it this time.

Lauryn Hill Looks Like The Scarecrow From The Wiz
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And you thought award show season was done right (well, for black people atleast) ? Nope! Hip Hop Honors will air on VH-1 Monday night at 9 pm. Finally, an award show I probably will be able to stomach. I didn’t get to watch the first show when it initally aired in ‘04 (was busy with school) but I did catch it this year. No one cooning on stage? I was impressed. Let’s just hope that they won’t disappoint this time around.
- The OG Mr. and Mrs. Smith (and I’m not talking about Jada and Will) are still together.
- Ice T and Coco Puffs looking a H.A.M. (hot ass mess) as usual.
- MC Lyte still looks great.
- Faith stole one of my Mama’s church dresses.
- We’ll always love Big Poppa! B.I.G’s Mom and kids smile for the cameras. Doesn’t little Chris look so much like his Dad but only 50 times cuter?
- David Banner cleans up well.
- Salt ‘N’ Pepa look decent after all those years of pushing.
- Um, why did he decide to show up? I hope he’s not a presentor.
- Check out the art from the show.
- Queen Latifah looks like she’s been to one too many cookouts.
- Snoop looks ‘blown’ as always.
- Okay I’m going to have a big problem with Cuba Gooding Jr. if he didn’t show up to help accept the award for Boyz N Da Hood. I know that nigga gave his ghetto pass back a long time ago but damn. But what’s up with the weird facial expressions? Looks like John had a stroke.
- Ciara tries out a new hair color.
- Nelly channels his inner James Todd Smith.
- Last but not least, En Vogue looks tired. Somebody please let them take a nap! I hope they don’t pull a Fugees at the BET Awards. They even looked tired at rehearsals. Lord help us.

Click here for more pictures from the event

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Foxy And Her Purple Passion

Posted by Fresh on September 22, 2005

Foxy Brown exits Manhattan criminal court, Thursday, Sept. 22, 2005, in New York. A trial date was set for Dec. 5, 2005, on assault charges made against her at a New York nail salon. She allegedly assaulted a pair of Manhattan nail shop workers in a fight over a manicure on Aug. 29, 2004.

Scratch all of that. You already know what I have to say . . .

damn you Inga

Inga should be the official spokeswoman for Fashion Fair. Does she ever put on a different shade of lipstick? I do applaud the fact that her and Lauryn are a few of the only other females still in the game who didn’t dye their hair blonde to sell records. But this shit has got to cease.
I’m not going to say anything about her baby hair this time.

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Dear Cyber Thug

Posted by Fresh on September 22, 2005

Edit / / Hey gang, got an update for you. Apparently the internet hoodrat who has been invading the comments section lately has a blog of her own. Big surprise huh? Maybe somebody is desperate for hits, no? It seems as a few people got their panties in a bunch over the cyber thug psa. A hit dog will always holler. So to the cyber thuggette in question I will say this: I’m not going to give you the satisfaction of receiving site visits from my folks.

Its not that serious. This is the fucking internet. You claim to be grown but you’re hiding behind your keyboard instead of grabbing a hold of life.

Dear Cyber Thugs,


Thinking about leaving negative anonymous comments? Thats a hell to the nah here at C&D. If you don’t like this site is then don’t visit. Its just that simple. It’s almost like giving a television program you can’t stand ratings. Doesn’t make sense at all. So if I want to call a black person a negra or a Caucasian a cracka ass cracka then that’s my say so.

Haloscan is now in effect. I encourage you to think twice before you post. Negative comments will get you banned from this site. Point blank period.



I’ll take your ass down to Chinatown like Whitney baby.

Love Always,
Fresh

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Buzz Notes

Posted by Fresh on September 22, 2005

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Superhead Just Won’t Quit

The claws are back out between Tyra Banks and Video Vixen Karrine Steffans. Banks was hissing after Steffans, who admits she has been intimate with Jay-Z, Shaquille O’Neal, Usher, Ja Rule, Sean (Diddy) Combs, Vin Diesel and Fred Durst, claimed that she and Tyra “are not that different.” Now catwalker Tyra, who’s promoting her fifth season on “America’s Next Top Model,” is refusing to go on John Salley and Ananda Lewis’ L.A. radio show after Steffans used that forum to trash her. “I heard they call Tyra ‘Hollywood Hop,’” Steffans told Salley and Lewis, “for the many men in Hollywood who have bedded Tyra and moved on.” (continue)
Fan Tells DMX That ‘Lil’ Jon Is Better’ And Gets Pimp Slapped

Two men have filed complaints with police in Berlin, Germany, claiming that U.S. rap star DMX assaulted them in a Berlin nightclub. DMX was in Berlin’s Sage Club last Friday (Sept. 16) following an appearance earlier in the evening. The rapper became involved in an altercation with Oliver Osterode, 24 and Julian Schmidt, 24, allegedly comments made while in the bathroom. “I wanted to go to the bathroom and met DMX,” Osterode told German newspaper BZ. “I told him that I think he’s cool, but Lil’ Jon is better. Then he freaked out. He slapped me in the face, and then his bodyguards attacked us.”Osterode suffered a swollen eye, bruised ribs and other lacerations, while Schmidt reportedly suffered bruises to his abdomen. Managers for DMX have assigned a Munich based lawyer to investigate the incident. Representatives for the rapper were not available as of press time.
Kanye West Does Not Care About Clearing Samples

Legendary diva Dame Shirley Bassey is furious after discovering rapper Kanye sampled her 1971 hit “Diamonds Are Forever” in his single “Diamonds From Sierra Leone”. The 68-year-old star is considering legal action after West used the chorus from the James Bond soundtrack song and alleges his record label Roc-A-Fella never approached her, reports British newspaper the Daily Mail. She said:”I didn’t know anything about the song before its release. “He didn’t ask my permission to have me singing on his song. I didn’t even know it existed until I heard him performing at the Live 8 concert. I didn’t even hear from his record company, which wasn’t very nice. “(Legally) it’s something I want to look into, because he was very cheeky, so one way or another he is going to have to pay me a lot of money.”

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- Erykah Badu plays the mommy role.
- A few days ago I talked about Meagan Good in the movie Eve’s Bayou. Well co-star Journee Smollett is all grown up now! She has turned out to be one beautiful young lady.
- Superhead practices for Bill at a book signing.
- Keyshia Cole looks like she’s about to lie down in a casket.
- Ray J and Brandy have been hanging with Free.

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Buzz Notes

Posted by Fresh on September 21, 2005

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Trick Daddy Wants To Justify Your Thug

Mr. Trick Daddy Dollars has teamed up with Russell Simmons and the good folks over at VH1 to create a show titled Thug My Guy. I guess they’re going to take some random cracka ass cracka, place himin an XXL white tee and drop him off in the infamous Pork’N’ Bean projects in Miami. I’m assuming its going to be similar to Queer Eye but backwards. Instead of bathing everyday, you will rotate. What I’m trying to figure out is who in the blue fuck would want to take fashion tips from Trick Daddy? He looks like he leaves a ring around his tub. Anyways, visit the site for more information.

Have you had your daily dose of ignorance today?


The clip is dark as hell and I wasn’t able to sucessfully determine if that indeed was Trick Daddy. Plus you have to put up with five minutes of talking from some random nigga from Detroit who is trying to make a name for himself. *sigh*

Naomi Campbell Is Bulletproof

Naomi Campbell has requested a bullet-proof limousine when she visits Colombia. She is set to judge a modeling contest in Bogota, a crime-ridden city. Naomi, 35, invited in Bogata, Columbia to judge a modeling competition that will take place Friday, is afraid she will be kidnapped by the local mobsters. A spokesman confirms: “She asked for a bullet proof car to drive her round Bogata.”Colombia’s murder rate is among the highest in the world, in line with the country’s reputation as one of the world’s most dangerous places. It maintains the second highest murder rate in Latin America at 112 per 100,000 people, is the traditional headquarters of one of the most powerful drug trafficking rings in Colombia and remains rife with narcotics-related violence.
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- Martha Stewart does not care about black people.
- The most stiff couple in the world hit the red carpet again. Why don’t they just cut the bullshit already?
- K. Fed (also known as Mr. Spears) is set to release an R&B album soon. I got to hear this shit.

Send Kim A Kite
Kimberly Jones
56198-054
Fdc Philadelphia Federal Detention Center
P.o.box 562 Philadelphia, Pa 19106

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