Archive for August, 2005

Changing Faces?

Posted by Fresh on August 11, 2005

Changing Faces?

Kimora Lee Simmons has agreed to serve six months of probation for allegedly driving erratically and ignoring a police car’s flashing lights and wailing siren for several miles in July 2004. Simmons, wife of hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons, had also faced drug possession charges after officers found a small amount of marijuana in her car. She was arrested outside the couple’s Saddle River estate. Bergen County prosecutors agreed to allow Simmons into the county’s pretrial intervention program for nonviolent first offenders. She pleaded guilty Tuesday in Superior Court to careless driving. If she successfully completes the program, all the charges will be dropped.”This is certainly an aberration, a one-time mistake of judgment,” Assistant Prosecutor Wayne Mello said. “It’s precisely the circumstance that pretrial intervention was created for.”Simmons’ lawyer, Brian Neary, called the case “an unfortunate incident.”

I never really believed the whole “African American + Japanese” ethnicity thing before I checked out some pics my best friend sent to me. Kimora looks a lil’ nappy in the pictures from her modeling days. Also in my opinion she looks like she’s had some work done. I’m not complaining because she still is beautiful but I’m just saying. Check out the pictures for yourself.

Pic 1 (my personal favorite) - Pic 2 - Pic 3

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Photoshop Pic of the Week

Posted by Fresh on August 10, 2005

Photoshop Pic of the Week

Thank God Beyonce loves that chicken from Popeye’s.

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G-G-G-G-Get My Lawyer!

Posted by Fresh on August 10, 2005

G-G-G-G-Get My Lawyer!

“Dumb ass rappahs” - Bernie Mac

G-Unit rappers Lloyd Banks and Young Buck were arrested on felony gun possession charges after a concert at Madison Square Garden, police said. Banks, whose real name is Chris Lloyde, and Young Buck, whose real name is David Brown, were riding in a van with 10 other men that allegedly ran a red light at about 11:30 p.m. Monday near the corner of West 41st Street and Eighth Avenue, authorities said. Police said one of the 12 men was carrying a loaded handgun and another weapon was found on the floor of the van. All the occupants were charged with gun possession. Lloyde, 23, and Brown, 24, had just performed at nearby Madison Square Garden on the “Anger Management 3 “tour, which stars Eminem and 50 Cent, another member of G-Unit. Authorities said Lloyde and Brown were released without bail Tuesday. Their lawyer, Scott Leemon, refused to comment.

And yes, this is a picture of David with what appears to be a curl-shag.

Eminem Is Cold As Ice

“The way I spit shit imma sick addict/ thats why I fucked Angelina in front of Maddox/ dragged the bitch across the Sahara/ and picked up some bum named Zahara”

He also said that Maddox got “hard” for the first time watching him fuck Angelina, and that she is a bad mom for making Zahara sleep in a dumpster.

Vibe magazine caught up with Mr. Slim Shady himself while on a pit stop at a local boys and girls club in Detroit, Michigan……When asked about remarks made about Hollywoods’s A-list stars in concert, the Detroit-native smiled and said, “I knew everybody was going to blow it out of proportion. I even heard some bullsh*t about me picking on [Jolie's] kids. Everyone’s going ‘Eminem is a monster who just does this sh*t for attention’, when in reality, they make it bigger than it really is. Music is reflection of self. What’s wrong with poking fun of current events? Jay Leno, Conen O’brien, Jimmy Kimmel- them dudes do that sh*t everyday for a living and they don’t get any bad publicity for it. As far as the whole Angelina Jolie thing- it’s not like I was talking about killing her kids or nothing. I was just poking her-oh, I mean poking fun of her (laughs). Honestly, I respect her and yeah, I’m a fan. I respect what she does off screen and I just think she’s the most beautiful person. I haven’t had the privilege of meeting her, but I’d love to. She seems to really care about the children, and that’s what I’m about too. But yeah, I’d f*ck her (Laughs).

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Diddy = Ike Turner?

Posted by Fresh on August 9, 2005

I wonder if he told her ‘I thought I told you that we won’t stop, I thought I told you that we won’t stop’ while he was doing this. IF he did indeed whoop that trick (no more Hustle and Flow references, I promise).

Diddy’s Girlfriend Breaks Nose After Argument

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ girlfriend, Kim Porter was left with a broken nose after the couple argued on Combs’ yacht in St Tropez. The argument is rumoured to have taken place in the early hours of the morning after a party. The Sun have quoted a ’source’ as saying of the argument: “By 2am they were arguing loudly. This went on for several hours. Then at 7am there was screaming.” Combs flew in a specialist plastic surgeon from Geneva after the accident. Porter has since claimed that she hurt her face after she “banged her nose on a table”. Porter is the mother of Combs’ son Christian who is six years old.

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Nigga Please of the Week

Posted by Fresh on August 8, 2005

I’ve been wanting to do a “special” post on Cowboy Troy for quite sometime now. So when I saw a post about him on SOHH, I felt like they stole my thunder. But after I read the article a smile spread acrossed my face. The author said all of the things I wanted to.
Nigga Please of the Week: Cowboy Troy

… Just for this special jigapoo, we’re going to give you a 2-for-1 to start off the week. That’s right, eight minutes of Cowboy Troy performing his minstrel show classics, “I Play Chicken With The Train” and “If You Don’t Wanna Love Me” [watch them now]. I would have completed the trifecta with “I Play Nice Nice For Massa” featuring Michael Clarke Duncan, but I couldn’t find a link to the video. Welcome to “Hick-Hop.” This is more fun than a barrel of watermelons! I think I found the cowboy from Pee Wee’s Playhouse! Free from the jheri curl, Cowboy Troy now bumbles around Garth Brooks’ playhouse. The secret word of the day is “COON.” If you hear anyone say “coon” today, yawl just go on and act a damn fool, you hear? Seriously, what audience is Troy trying to appeal to here with this country ass 8 Mile? He walks a parted sea of a crowd to the stage. This is not because they all respect the self-proclaimed “Big Black Train,” but because the concert is segregated. He should be ashamed for all of that Tim McGraw name-dropping. He’s a little late anyways. Another black rapper has already flocked to Mr. Faith Hill’s dick. His name is Nelly. (continue reading at sohh)

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Ignant Guilty Pleasures

Posted by Fresh on August 7, 2005

Poll: What’s Your Ignant Guilty Pleasure?

A few months back when I started this site, everyone in the blogsphere was “tagging” each other for various reasons. Some to ask what their favorite songs were, random questions, etc. I’ve been tagged a couple of times (I need to publish those posts because contrare to popular belief I do respond) but never for anything ignorant. I mean, don’t we all have a favorite ignant ass guilty pleasure? My choice would be “Georgia Dome” by the Ying Yang Twins. Bitches getting punched in the breast, sucking dick behind the store, and pussy’s bleeding. It don’t get no better!

The first time I heard the lyrics to this song one of the wiggers (I say this out of love) in my dorm was in the middle of the hall rapping “I met this hoe / she sucked my dick behind the sto’ “. I didn’t think for one moment that it would in fact a real song until I heard it at a club later that month. As club patrons screamed “to the ceiling / to the floor/ that ho don’t want no more” I fell the fuck out. I was tipsy my damn self that night (teen drinking is bad) and joined in. Every since that night “Georgia Dome” will always be my favorite ignant guilty pleasure. As intelligent and “siddity” (people down here refer to me being siddity because I have home training and common sense) I may come off as I still can’t contain my inner ignorance bubbling beneath the surface sometimes.

So I have a question to ask everyone: What’s your favorite ignant guilty pleasure? It can be anything from Being Bobby Brown to a song that has no meaning at all. Let me know something.

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Ugly Babies

Posted by Fresh on August 7, 2005

The Real King of the South

damn shame

Some people should not reproduce. You ever heard the saying ‘mama’s baby, daddy’s maybe’? This shit is so true in the case of T.I. and Tiny (aka the little high yellow niggette in Xscape). This is one fugly child. I hope he grows out of it. His name is King by the way. With a head like that he’s going to need a tailor made crown. I should send a virus out to my homegirl who sent me this shit.

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Jigga Man and Beyonce Get Naked?

Posted by Fresh on August 6, 2005

Jigga Man and Beyonce Get Naked?

Word out of New York is megastars Beyonce Knowles and boyfriend rapper/mogul Jay Z (Shawn Carter) are suing a New Jersey man for allegedly trying to distribute and profit from a sex tape they say was recorded Illegally. A lawsuit filed Monday seeks monetary damages as well as a temporary restraining order and injunction prohibiting the sale or other use of the videotape. Beyonce and her “Soldier” accuse Kurtis Walker of trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary. The two said they recognize the hotel where the tape was made and said a hidden camera caught the two having relations. In a statement a rep read, the couple wrote: “We are saddened at the lengths people will go to profit off someone else, our immediate concern is to stop the disruption and any profiting that someone might do from this crime.” The tape was reportedly made 1 year ago. The lawsuit also accused the 39 year-old man of working with the owner of an Internet pornography business and contacting the news media about the tape. The lawsuit said the release of the videotape would irreparably harm the couple’s reputation and career.

I love that picture. Bey looks like Seabiscuit with all that damn weave.

Once again, I love celebrity sex tapes but these two never made my list. I’m not sure if I would want to see Jay-Z’s weiner getting camera time. We all know however if it is true it will eventually be leaked onto the internet like every other sex tape in the world. Famous people can be such idiots at times! Why in the hell would you make a tape in the first place and even run the risk? I’m the suburban legend as I like to call myself and I wouldn’t do that shit.

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