Archive for August, 2005

Buzz Pic Post

Posted by Fresh on August 20, 2005

Fresh = #1 Headbussa

I’m hitting the negrotainment world of bloggers with a one, two jab similiar to a young Ali in his prime. *Talking like Diddy* Take that, take that, take that! Yeah, you’re on the right website. I decided to make some changes to the blueprint. I’m going to be adding more features (such as a web cam portal possibly?) to the site so it was time to say good bye to the last layout. Hope you like what you see (like I would give a damn if you didn’t). *please note* Jigga isn’t actually a woman beater (or atleast I don’t think). The gif is actually a scene from Backstage with an old friend.



Buzz Picture Post

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- Yeah this picture is wrong. I feel like a kid in church who laughs at a person who has the Holy Ghost. Yeah you know its wrong to do it but you can’t help it.

- Young Hov and the letter B are my favorite couple to observe nowdays. Click here to see who Jigga is taking a peak at on the side.

- Isn’t Young Jeezy supposed to be “rich”? So can someone please tell me why he is using my kindergarten snowman for decorations? (peep the bandana ya’ll)

- T.I. needs to find another chick ASAP, ASAP!

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Caption This

Posted by Fresh on August 19, 2005

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Mad Niggerish

Posted by Fresh on August 19, 2005

Mad Niggerish Friday

Yesterday as I chatted away with Jon on AIM about hairy pum pum (click at your own risk, NSFW), I came across a site for party promotions. Anyone who knows the girl knows that I love to go out. I’m not Paris Hilton or anything but I get down. Anyhow, I came across a site that featured coon juke joints various clubs all around the USA. So I decided to see what would be popping off if I was located in Texas (my big brother was stationed over there before deciding to get the fuck out of the Army). And I came across this . . .

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Yes, your eyes are not playing a cruel trick on you. Its Aaliyah.

Now why the hell they would use a decease person on a club flyer is beyond my comprehension. Like I told Jon, I MAYBE could accept this more if it was something tasteful. Example: A picture of Jam Master J for an award ceremony for DJ’s. Yet its a flyer for $2 drinks. A flyer that attempts to cover her face up. Why didn’t they just get an internet ho model? Thats mad niggerish.

Edit: In the spirit of Mad Niggerish Friday, I present Every Little Step: When Bobby Met Whitney. Enjoy :)

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Buzz Notes

Posted by Fresh on August 18, 2005

Crunk High Picture # 2

Eddie Murphy Rumor Update

*note* This is all net gossip of course, but interesting nonetheless. Rumors are circulating throughout Hollywood about the Eddie Murphy divorce battle. I was talkin to a industry friend last nite, she said “Nicole got sick of putting up with him and Johnny Gill. People had warned her years ago about the downlow rumors, she chose not to believe it until she witnessed it. Eddie had got to the point where he didn’t care, he often told her he was the breadwinner and at least he wasnt cheating with women.” He became so brazen, Johnny came over to their house every holiday, sitting at the table with Nicole and the kids. Tevin Campbell and Sugar Ray are also heavily involved in this scenario, they tried to recruit Mike Tyson (when he had money) but it wasn’t his scene. Johnny is pathetic, he is with all these men and doesn’t benefit. Before he reunited with New Edition, he was so broke, he lived in Sugar Ray’s guest house and I heard his wife wasn’t too happy about it. They also stated that the following gentlemen are involved in their circle of DL brothers: Arsenio Hall, football player Johnnie Morton, Benny Medina, Will Smith, Duane Martin.

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Leave Kanye’s White Girl Alone

Posted by Fresh on August 17, 2005

Leave Kanye’s White Girl Alone

From what I understand, Kanye is on a radio tour of Canada. He was being interviewed on Toronto’s “only” Urban Radio Station Flow 93.5 FM, but he had some issues with their policies of editing his songs. The interview suddenly got political. Kanye insisted to the program director that they stop censoring his songs. For example Kanye said the station beeped out the term “white girl” on his “Gold Digger” song, yet allowed the word “ass” to be heard. As he talked, I heard he was continuously cut off and prevented from speaking fully, from what I was told. I heard that Flow’s DJ Hollywood Rich found that quite funny. But, Kanye didn’t. He tossed his headset and rolled. (source)

Wow, Kanye finally does something I agree with. I can remember “and a white man gets paid off of all that” from the “All Falls Down” video being bleeped out on MTV. This is the same channel that let Bithchney Spears slob down Madonna, Marilyn Manson rip out pages from the Bible while performing onstage, and the Osbournes curse each other for a few seasons. Its like Nas said, “people fear what they can’t understand, hate what they can’t conquer.”

White people - - get ya muthafuckin’ weight up.

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So Amazing

Posted by Fresh on August 17, 2005

Crunk High Picture #1

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I could talk shit but I’m going to leave that to you.
Now back to our regularly schedule Buzz for this afternoon.
Eddie Murphy Channels His Inner Pimp
Eddie Murphy doesn’t waste any time. The 48 Hours star didn’t even wait that long before setting out on a hunt for hotties after his wife of 12 years filed for divorce last week. The Dr. Doolittle star showed up with a large entourage at Joseph’s in L.A. Monday night and Murphy–who survived an embarrassing episode with a transexual hooker a few years ago–kept his eyes trained firmly on the ladies. “He was flirting with every girl that came up,” says an eyewitness, “and there were lots of them!” Last week his British wife, Nicole, filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences. But a string of recent hits like Shrek and Daddy Day Care seems to have perked up his libido as well as his bank account. “Eddie had this big grin and was all decked out in black with platinum jewelry. His whole crew was with him, buying bottles of Cristal while a bunch of women danced on his lap,” says our source. “I felt like I was back in the Rick James era.”

Marques Houston and Chris Stokes = Rufus and Chuck?
There’s been a buzz going around the various i-net gossip boards about Mr. Naked himself Marques Houston was caught stealing a kiss away from former B2K manager Chris Stokes. Hmm do you think?
Good News For Being Bobby Brown Fans
Since I doubt I will be giving another BBB episode summary (unless in the event that there is an episode with no coonin’ involved) I found a site yesterday that is dedicated to the show. So if you haven’t already peeped this site please do so now. Support our online Black community (yeah right).

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Fresh Outlook

Posted by Fresh on August 16, 2005

Fresh Outlook Editorial : Joe Jackson Should Write A Guide For Raising Kids For White Parents

As I surfed through the channels for some entertaining television last night, a commercial for MTV’s reality show My Super Sweet 16 came on. My Super Sweet 16 goes behind the scenes to expose all the brat-sessions and un-needed drama that comes along with the big party. I’ve been (un)fortunate to have seen episodes from previous seasons so I have a pretty good idea of the show’s premise. They’re rich, bitch. And they are not afraid to show it by having a big over-the-top celebration. Now I’m not knocking parents for wanting to make this moment in their daughter’s life memorable but why would you allow them to talk shit to you? Are you out of your mind? These spoiled brats are spending the money you go to work for white people. While the 30 second spot for the show ran on, some little dumpy mixed child tells her mother to shut up. A definite eyebrow raiser in my opinion until the camera cuts to her white mother. Big effin’ surprise here.

This would’ve never happened in Joe Jackson’s house.

Thats yet another thing that separates “us” from “them”. You know what happened to me the last time I told my mother to shut up? I got my chin checked in the drive-thru at Hardee’s. I’m not advocating a full out abuse session every time your child is disrespectful but in the words of Nettie from The Color Purple, ‘you gotta let ‘em know who got the upper hand’. Upper pimp hand that is!

Fuck time out; take some time out to beat their ass.

Another show that pisses me off royally is Brat Camp. “Brat Camp takes place at SageWalk, The Wilderness School — a therapeutic wilderness program in Oregon that serves as an intense intervention program for troubled teens between the ages of 13 and 17 who may be experiencing emotional, academic, and/or behavioral problems.” Come on white people, please don’t be so naive to think that a campfire and male bounding is going to solve all of the problems these lil’ sons of bitches have. If you would’ve stole on ‘em a couple of times while they were kids you wouldn’t have this problem anyway.

So next time your 5 year old is spazzing out at Wal-Mart just clothesline ‘em.

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Mr. And Mrs. Smith

Posted by Fresh on August 16, 2005

Mr. And Mrs. Smith

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Why does Will look like Ricky Williams? Why is Jada scaring the white people at Ozzfest? What the fuck is up?

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SexyPrisoners.Com = Ignant

Posted by Fresh on August 14, 2005

SexyPrisoners.Com = Ignant
Last night I couldn’t fall asleep after a long night of watching movies so I decided to pick up an old issue of XXL. As I scanned through the articles my fingers hurried to the back of the magazine. I love reading the ads in the back of XXL because its so ignant. It’s this one internet chick who has an ad that appears in almost every issues who accepts cash, checks, money orders, cashier’s checks, AND fucking food stamps as collateral for her services. I bullshit you not people. The bad thing about it is, she looks like a man. Somebody get that trick a plastic surgeon ASAP because dude, WTF? You can kick a field goal between her tits.

Anyways, I came across a ad for SexyPrisoners.com. I thought yo myself “this shit can’t be real. They got the internet in jail? No wonder people keep going back in”. So todayI decided to check the site out for myself. When I came across the splash page it read this:

The listing is in alfabetacle order, you will be seeing the last name first for easy referance.

Someone needs to email the webmaster and tell them they need to stop. And do you see the advertisement banner? Yeah right, that bitch ain’t find a man through this site. Come on now.

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You Like Me, You Really Like Me

Posted by Fresh on August 13, 2005

You Like Me, You Really Like Me

This is just a quick post to show love to Mr. Kamoji (and no its not a Japanese steak house) for naming C&D site of the week! This is a first for me so I would like to thank all the small bitches I had to step on to get here. I love you all! I would also like to take this time out to shout out Inciting A Riot. So if you’re sleeping then wake your ass up! Donovan covers everything from Throwing Up Fatty Koo to taking the time out to breakdown Beyonce’s carbon copy, Rhianna. Here are a few entries to wet your palette.

The (Child Molestation) Scream IV Tour
Who Is This Dude?
The Crackhouse of Fatty Koo
Pon De Replay of Beyonce

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