Archive for August, 2005

Buzz Notes

Posted by Fresh on August 24, 2005

Double Take

Hey Ciara are those razor bumps?

Rumor Control

Question: Is that Beyonce in the ‘Gold Digger’ video?

Answer: That is not Ms. Knowles. Actually it is some chick named Veronica who like everyone else is a damn net model. I personally don’t see the resemblance in the video but in these pictures I can see a it a little.

Damon Dash Can’t Catch A Break

Injured pedestrians are treated in foreground and background yesterday after wild chase in Times Square with cop hanging from window of runaway SUV. Aftermath of chase after SUV careened through Times Square yesterday, injuring at least six pedestrians before coming to a stop at Golda Meir Plaza between W. 39th and 40th Sts. Cop carries evidence – a three-quarters-full bottle of vodka found in SUV. A road rage incident triggered a wild ride near Times Square yesterday – with the driver dragging a cop down the block, hitting hip-hop honcho Damon Dash’s luxury car and mowing down six pedestrians. The violent chain reaction turned a crowded stretch of Broadway into a demolition derby and sent people diving from the path of a careening sport-utility vehicle.

I wonder if those criminals were drinking Armadale.

The VMA’s Are Probably Going To Be Garbage

I am one of those people who watch televised award shows basically for the live performances. Since I can’t go to concerts every week like some people *ahem*, I have come to enjoy these performances. This year the VMA’s line up is pretty wack to me. I realize that every act can’t be hip hop but Jesus, can I have more than Ludacris and 50 Cent? Now Mr. Pedophilia himself R. Kelly has joined the bill. I pray that this man does not put us all through 30 minutes of “Trapped in the Closet.”
Happy Berfday Dave Chapelle!
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Buzz Notes

Posted by Fresh on August 22, 2005

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G-G-G-God Unit!

Guess who’s so icy now? Yup, that’s Rev. Betha chilling in what appears to be a hotel lobby with a G-Unit medallion on. So is it official now?

Kanye Does Time

“The International Asshole” is doing it big on the cover of Time magazine. Sorry Bol.

Diddy Addresses Domestic Violence Charges In OK Magazine

OK: There are rumors that your girlfriend, Kim, broker her nose on board the yacht. What happened?
Diddy: I’m glad you addressed that rumor. The first night we were here we watched the sunset. We came inside, the boat rocked and Kim tripped on the rug and nicked her nose on the table. The rumors thatwe had a fight and Kim broke her nose are ridiculous. We’re here on vacation minding our own business. To be accused of domestic violence upset me and Kim.

Do you believe this story?
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Plastic Surgery Intervention

Posted by Fresh on August 21, 2005

Plastic Surgery Intervention

I was surfing the net this morning and came across a recent picture of Lil’ Kim. At first I thought it was a white actress since the image was a small thumbnail at the time. It wasn’t until I clicked on it that it was Kimmy. I think it is time for an intervention, A&E style.

Kimberly – -

lilkin2 Plastic Surgery InterventionI’ve been a fan of yours every since I heard your squeaky voice on “Player’s Anthem.” Throughout the years however I have come to develop a love/hate relationship with you. With every new magazine spread you seem to look different. I personally liked you back in the days when you rocked $20 wigs and had bunny teeth. I turned my head when you got your breast implants. I justified your first nose job to my brother. But now things are getting out of hand. You are starting to look like Victoria Gotti. I realize that is your friend and all but it isn’t a compliment. Read my lips, you are not white. No matter how hard you try you will never be. You can ask Michael about it. How can your fans take you seriously and you’re walking around looking like Donatella Versace?

So I beg of you to please use your time in prison wisely. Pick up a couple of self help books and read them.
- – Fresh
[edit] Lil Kim + Donatella = This

Also chek out Hollyhood to see what she has to say about Kimmy. Hilarious!
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Buzz Pic Post

Posted by Fresh on August 20, 2005

Fresh = #1 Headbussa

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I’m hitting the negrotainment world of bloggers with a one, two jab similiar to a young Ali in his prime. *Talking like Diddy* Take that, take that, take that! Yeah, you’re on the right website. I decided to make some changes to the blueprint. I’m going to be adding more features (such as a web cam portal possibly?) to the site so it was time to say good bye to the last layout. Hope you like what you see (like I would give a damn if you didn’t). *please note* Jigga isn’t actually a woman beater (or atleast I don’t think). The gif is actually a scene from Backstage with an old friend.



Buzz Picture Post

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- Yeah this picture is wrong. I feel like a kid in church who laughs at a person who has the Holy Ghost. Yeah you know its wrong to do it but you can’t help it.

- Young Hov and the letter B are my favorite couple to observe nowdays. Click here to see who Jigga is taking a peak at on the side.

- Isn’t Young Jeezy supposed to be “rich”? So can someone please tell me why he is using my kindergarten snowman for decorations? (peep the bandana ya’ll)

- T.I. needs to find another chick ASAP, ASAP!
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Caption This

Posted by Fresh on August 19, 2005

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Mad Niggerish

Posted by Fresh on August 19, 2005

Mad Niggerish Friday

Yesterday as I chatted away with Jon on AIM about hairy pum pum (click at your own risk, NSFW), I came across a site for party promotions. Anyone who knows the girl knows that I love to go out. I’m not Paris Hilton or anything but I get down. Anyhow, I came across a site that featured coon juke joints various clubs all around the USA. So I decided to see what would be popping off if I was located in Texas (my big brother was stationed over there before deciding to get the fuck out of the Army). And I came across this . . .

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Yes, your eyes are not playing a cruel trick on you. Its Aaliyah.

Now why the hell they would use a decease person on a club flyer is beyond my comprehension. Like I told Jon, I MAYBE could accept this more if it was something tasteful. Example: A picture of Jam Master J for an award ceremony for DJ’s. Yet its a flyer for $2 drinks. A flyer that attempts to cover her face up. Why didn’t they just get an internet ho model? Thats mad niggerish.

Edit: In the spirit of Mad Niggerish Friday, I present Every Little Step: When Bobby Met Whitney. Enjoy :)
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Buzz Notes

Posted by Fresh on August 18, 2005

Crunk High Picture # 2

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Eddie Murphy Rumor Update

jonn Buzz Notes*note* This is all net gossip of course, but interesting nonetheless. Rumors are circulating throughout Hollywood about the Eddie Murphy divorce battle. I was talkin to a industry friend last nite, she said “Nicole got sick of putting up with him and Johnny Gill. People had warned her years ago about the downlow rumors, she chose not to believe it until she witnessed it. Eddie had got to the point where he didn’t care, he often told her he was the breadwinner and at least he wasnt cheating with women.” He became so brazen, Johnny came over to their house every holiday, sitting at the table with Nicole and the kids. Tevin Campbell and Sugar Ray are also heavily involved in this scenario, they tried to recruit Mike Tyson (when he had money) but it wasn’t his scene. Johnny is pathetic, he is with all these men and doesn’t benefit. Before he reunited with New Edition, he was so broke, he lived in Sugar Ray’s guest house and I heard his wife wasn’t too happy about it. They also stated that the following gentlemen are involved in their circle of DL brothers: Arsenio Hall, football player Johnnie Morton, Benny Medina, Will Smith, Duane Martin.
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