*Sigh*

Poll: Women Want Jessica Simpson’s Hair

NEW YORK (AP) - You want Jessica Simpson’s hair, admit it. According to a new poll conducted by In Touch magazine, the singer and “Dukes of Hazzard” star has the hairstyle most women want. Simpson won out over former “Friends” star Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba of “Sin City” and “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” actress Angelina Jolie, who placed second, third and fourth, respectively. The rest of the Top 10 vote-getters were, in order: desperate housewife Eva Longoria; another desperate housewife, Marcia Cross; Paris Hilton’s one-time pal Nicole Richie; Mischa Barton of “The O.C.”; Oprah Winfrey; and Gwyneth Paltrow.

Excuse me? I don’t want to have hair like Oprah because thats not her hair. Come on, I know a half wig when I see one. Sometimes she doesn’t even take the time out to blend her real hair into it. Just look at it. All the money in the world and her ass still buying Shake N Go wigs. Bitch please, list some names I can relate to. For instance, I love Jill Scott’s hair, wouldn’t mind calling it my own. Everytime I see Nikki’s profile (I hope she doesn’t mind me referencing her) it reminds me of when my mother had a similar style that looks beautiful to me. And Jada’s hair always looks nice. But Oprah? OPRAH?! I think not. I know some of you are probably like “But you were just bitching about Hermes not allowing her into their store because of her hair” but fuck that, she can do better. That situation is another issue because thats on them. She was just out doing her so whatever. Now what I’m speaking on is why she can’t seem to take a few extra seconds to hook the front of her hair line up. Let Dark and Lovely hit those naps girl, please.

And I’m not even going to go there with Nicole Richie.

Intervention
Any time I can see white people being portrayed as drug addicts I’m all for it. On the serious tip this is also one of my new favorites to watch. It’s a documentary series that follows the lives of addicts, taking an unflinching look at the impact of their addictions on their everyday lives, all the while the addicts are unaware that an intervention is being planned. Each airing ends with the friends, family and a professional interventionist urging the addict to get treatment. If the individual should choose treatment, the addict immediately enters a widely respected treatment facility. This show is my anti drug!

The Andy Molakis Show
The first time I was introduced to this chunky white boy I thought he was too funny for words. I can remember sitting in the dorm with all of my homeslices watching his video clips over and over again. If you like silly, goofy shit than this show is for you (think Napoleon Dynamite). There is some what of a hip hop influence on the show also with the music and guests to come. Lil Jon and the Eastside Boys made a cameo on the debut episode last night that was just so-fa-king-we-tall-did. Lil Jon was eating Frutie Peebles out of his pimp cup, ha.

And now the lows . . .

Pimp My Ride
This trick had a live rat in her car, just trifling.

You can also check out a picture of Donnie looking a greasy, hot mess along with Robin Quivers and Howard Stern here. Heh.

Moving along, if you haven’t already viewed Dude, Where’s My Ghetto Pass or any of the other Race-O-Rama shows on VH1 you’re sleeping. These shows are hilarious and also make you do some serious thinking about race relations in this country. Also check ou thet Taste My Race feature while you’re there at the site. It’s Juvenile and some white woman cooking some beans and rice. It’s required viewing for the summer.

It’s sentencing day for Lil’ Kim.

Lil’ Kim Won’t Get Maximum Sentence, Expert Predicts

[Begin Edit] Well Kimmy’s big day has been post poned according to AllHipHop.Com so all of you fans can breathe a little bit more easy. I still would like to know some early predictions however.

When and how they met: Three years ago, exactly as author Terry McMillan, 47, portrayed it in her best-seller, How Stella Got Her Groove Back. While vacationing in Jamaica, at the Grand Lido in Negril, McMillan was approached by Jonathan Plummer, 26, now a college student.”Can I join you?” he asked. “Why not?” she replied.

Two years later he proposed. The ceremony: On September 5, 1998, the two opted for a fun, no-frills sunset wedding for six on the beach at the Grand Wailea Resort Beach Hotel in Maui, Hawaii. Included in the wedding party were Terry’s son, Solomon Welch; her sister Crystal McMillan; niece Chanelle Zenno and nephew Byron Joseph. the bride wore: An Anopia off-white silk-chiffon slip dress under a simple sheer wrap. She kicked off her lavender Stephane Kelian sandals for the ceremony and pledged her love barefoot.the groom wore: Linen pants and pullover by Island Trading,! and Dries Van Noten white spectator bucks (no socks).

On Friday, June 17, 2005, a civil court judge in Martinez, CA ordered NY Times bestselling novelist, Terry McMillan, to pay her gay husband, Jonathan Plummer, spousal support and attorney’s fees effective immediately. Her romance with Jonathan, 23 years her junior, was the basis of the hit novel/movie, “How Stella Got Her Groove Back.”? Almost immediately, this has become fodder for tabloid TV with a segment appearing late Friday night on Celebrity Justice/Extra. The segment failed to mention that McMillan was ordered to pay spousal support nor did it mention Jonathan’s declaration of harassment due to sexual orientation, as the basis of his restraining order. It was a very lopsided broadcast with the focus on McMillan, as she prepares to launch her latest novel, “The Interruption of Everything.”

Jonathan has already faced tremendous backlash as a result of coming out to his famous wife, including being kicked out of his home 6 months ago with only the shirt on his back, making Friday’s “victory” truly significant. In addition to numerous gay bashing and “outing” incidents, which were the basis of his restraining order, she has threatened to publicly shame him in this country and Jamaica, his country of origin. She did not count on him: 1) being able to afford representation, 2) being articulate enough to communicate his story to an attorney, and 3) having pride in his sexual identity.

(Source: Celebrity Justice)

Fresh’s Top Five Moments In Sports

On The Media

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

“It’s no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don’t do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn’t talk anymore… Unless you want to, you know.”

On Religion

“All praise is to Allah, I’ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I’d fight him too.”

On Razor Ruddock

“You’re sweet. I’m going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I’m gonna make you my girlfriend.”

Miscellaneous Quotes

“I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage.”

“I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.”

“I just want to conquer people and their souls.”

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The NBA All Ugly Team. They should’ve included this year’s Pistons roster. Shizzam them niggas ugly!