PSA
Public Service Announcement
White people in Florida please stay the hell out of shark infested water. I’m tired of hearing about Jaws attacking your dumb asses every two days on the local news. Thank you.
Archive for June, 2005
Um No?
*Sigh*
Poll: Women Want Jessica Simpson’s Hair
NEW YORK (AP) – You want Jessica Simpson’s hair, admit it. According to a new poll conducted by In Touch magazine, the singer and “Dukes of Hazzard” star has the hairstyle most women want. Simpson won out over former “Friends” star Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba of “Sin City” and “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” actress Angelina Jolie, who placed second, third and fourth, respectively. The rest of the Top 10 vote-getters were, in order: desperate housewife Eva Longoria; another desperate housewife, Marcia Cross; Paris Hilton’s one-time pal Nicole Richie; Mischa Barton of “The O.C.”; Oprah Winfrey; and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Excuse me? I don’t want to have hair like Oprah because thats not her hair. Come on, I know a half wig when I see one. Sometimes she doesn’t even take the time out to blend her real hair into it. Just look at it. All the money in the world and her ass still buying Shake N Go wigs. Bitch please, list some names I can relate to. For instance, I love Jill Scott’s hair, wouldn’t mind calling it my own. Everytime I see Nikki’s profile (I hope she doesn’t mind me referencing her) it reminds me of when my mother had a similar style that looks beautiful to me. And Jada’s hair always looks nice. But Oprah? OPRAH?! I think not. I know some of you are probably like “But you were just bitching about Hermes not allowing her into their store because of her hair” but fuck that, she can do better. That situation is another issue because thats on them. She was just out doing her so whatever. Now what I’m speaking on is why she can’t seem to take a few extra seconds to hook the front of her hair line up. Let Dark and Lovely hit those naps girl, please.
And I’m not even going to go there with Nicole Richie.
Must See TV
Last night was an excellent night for television in my opinion. I was entertained all night long by various highs and lows. Let’s speak on the highs first.
Bobby’s Brown Interview On Dateline
The Andy Molakis ShowAlthough I did not catch the interview in its complete entirety it still proved it’s self to be comical. I believe the whole basis for Bobby giving the interview to Matt Lauer was to promote the new show which will be premiering on Thursday night at 10pm on Bravo. Yes I’m beating that time slot into your head because I don’t want you to forget. But at any rate, I was amused by the different clips from the show Dateline aired. My overall favorite one would have to be Bobby breaking into his hotel’s room stocked bar that he did not pay for obviously. Hmmm, and the runner up clip would have to be Mr. Prerogative doing the any-many-miny-mo number to decide if he would drink a glass of water or guzzle down a Budweiser first. Bud won by the way. I’ll add a few screenshots of the interview later since I don’t feel like messing in photoshop right now.
The Boy Whose Skin Fell Off
Believe it or not, the fresh one yearned to be a forensic scientist back in the day. Yes that’s right; call me a freak if you please by my whole reasoning was solid: people die everyday thus I will never be out of a job. I tell you all of this because TLC has been a staple in my viewing for years now. If you can get pass all of the shitty decorating and makeover shows, their reality line up is pretty dang solid. The Boy Whose Skin Fell Off is the documentary of a 36 year old man named Jonny Kennedy who was born with a genetic disorder where his skin literally fell off with the slightest touch, leaving very painful sores covered all over his body and also leading to his fight with terminal skin cancer. It was very touching and uplifting to watch him give his outlook on life. The documentary really struck a place in my mind and heart as he discussed his final days on earth. This did not keep Jonny’s sense of humor absent however. The show was full of poignant jokes and by the end of the show you felt as if you lost a member of your family. I’m a big softy when it comes to topics such as this so yes I did cry at the end when he passed.
Intervention
Any time I can see white people being portrayed as drug addicts I’m all for it. On the serious tip this is also one of my new favorites to watch. It’s a documentary series that follows the lives of addicts, taking an unflinching look at the impact of their addictions on their everyday lives, all the while the addicts are unaware that an intervention is being planned. Each airing ends with the friends, family and a professional interventionist urging the addict to get treatment. If the individual should choose treatment, the addict immediately enters a widely respected treatment facility. This show is my anti drug!
The first time I was introduced to this chunky white boy I thought he was too funny for words. I can remember sitting in the dorm with all of my homeslices watching his video clips over and over again. If you like silly, goofy shit than this show is for you (think Napoleon Dynamite). There is some what of a hip hop influence on the show also with the music and guests to come. Lil Jon and the Eastside Boys made a cameo on the debut episode last night that was just so-fa-king-we-tall-did. Lil Jon was eating Frutie Peebles out of his pimp cup, ha.And now the lows . . .
Punk’d
Punk’d was alright for what its worth but the reason why I am categorizing it as a low is because everyone and their mama now has something to say about Raven Symone’s weight today, myself included. In my opinion Raven looks great. People really need to stop tripping so much and realize that she is not little Olivia anymore. Get the fuck over it! The girl is like 19 years old, hell maybe even 20 now, and people are still expecting her to be looking the way she did on Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper. Give me a break! I only wish that people could be placed under the same microscope as these celebs for one week. They would crack under the pressure because I know I would. Now if Raven was walking around looking all cracked the fuck out like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan people would think she was on drugs. Since she looks healthy and alive people think she’s huge. Fuck off. So to all the negative folks out there I say this, have you looked in the mirror lately?
Pimp My Ride
This trick had a live rat in her car, just trifling.
Sex Tapes I Would Like To See
Eve’s Sex Tape Has Surfaced On The Internet
Yup, you just read that headliner correctly. I’ll be the first to say that it’s not that interesting. The only reason why I initially wanted to view it for myself was to make sure that it was in fact her. Seeing is believing . . . and I believe that’s her and Stevie J gettin’ it on. Okay, maybe not having sexual intercourse since he’s just ramming that dildo into her and jerkin’ off but you get the point. My only question is why couldn’t they have found a brown one? Racism in the bedroom, damn shame. The black man’s plastic isn’t good enough? Nah, I’m just joking but damn. It’s also a lil interesting that the date on the video reads Nov. 20 1999 and her album was released Sept. 14 1999 . Way to bring in a career!
So you wanna see the vid clip for yourself? Okay you perv, here’s the link. It’s obviously NSFW (not safe for work) so don’t send me any hate mail over it. It’s also isn’t a full length freak fest so don’t break out the lotion. Enjoy!
Seems like everyone has a sex tape out now doesn’t it? Here’s a quick list of people I would like to see release one.
- Whoever Was Breaking ODB Off Back In The Day
- Bobby and Whitney
- Donnie Simpson and Sherry Carter (those two are still fresh in my mind)
- Will and Jada
- Lil Kim and Biggie circa 1993
- Mike Tyson and Robin Givens
Video Soul
Who recognizes this guy? Yeah its none other than the hazel eyed “pretty boy” himself Donnie Simpson. If you are old enough to remember his face then you should remember the show Video Soul as well. And yes Love I am old enough to remember the Top 20 Countdown, Midnight Love (when you could call in and dedicate videos!), Video Vibrations, and the original Teen Summit (when Ananda Lewis and Dejuore were hosting). Viewing VS was so necessary for me in those days. Of course, all good things must and do come to an end. When BET took it off the air and replaced it with a watered down version (I forget the name of the show exactly. Planet Groove I believe) I was crushed. 14 years gone, just like that.
Damn, those were the days when I was in love with music. I can remember like yesterday when my brother and I would have to sneak and watch BET and MTV because the parentals didn’t want that “filth” being played in the house. HA! We would also take cassette tapes with church sermons on them and record over it. Since we were too broke and young to actually go out and purchase music we had to swipe our songs off the radio. That’s right! I know plenty of people who used to do that. Jon can back me up on this one too, shoot.
Don’t get me wrong, I had love for MTV Jams too but that shit came on too late. Playgirl had a bedtime back then. I guess you can compare the feeling with the way most teenyboppers are about 106 and Park. Although Sherry Carter got on my last damn nerves at the time, I can stomach her more than I can Free. Hands down. Now the only time I see her ass is on commercials talking about renting movies from Blockbuster. Donnie Simpson however currently has one of the top rated morning shows in the D.C. area.
You can also check out a picture of Donnie looking a greasy, hot mess along with Robin Quivers and Howard Stern here. Heh.
Moving along, if you haven’t already viewed Dude, Where’s My Ghetto Pass or any of the other Race-O-Rama shows on VH1 you’re sleeping. These shows are hilarious and also make you do some serious thinking about race relations in this country. Also check ou thet Taste My Race feature while you’re there at the site. It’s Juvenile and some white woman cooking some beans and rice. It’s required viewing for the summer.
The Day Has Arrived
It’s sentencing day for Lil’ Kim.
[Begin Edit] Well Kimmy’s big day has been post poned according to AllHipHop.Com so all of you fans can breathe a little bit more easy. I still would like to know some early predictions however.
How Stella Lost Her Groove
How Stella Lost Her Groove
When and how they met: Three years ago, exactly as author Terry McMillan, 47, portrayed it in her best-seller, How Stella Got Her Groove Back. While vacationing in Jamaica, at the Grand Lido in Negril, McMillan was approached by Jonathan Plummer, 26, now a college student.”Can I join you?” he asked. “Why not?” she replied.
Two years later he proposed. The ceremony: On September 5, 1998, the two opted for a fun, no-frills sunset wedding for six on the beach at the Grand Wailea Resort Beach Hotel in Maui, Hawaii. Included in the wedding party were Terry’s son, Solomon Welch; her sister Crystal McMillan; niece Chanelle Zenno and nephew Byron Joseph. the bride wore: An Anopia off-white silk-chiffon slip dress under a simple sheer wrap. She kicked off her lavender Stephane Kelian sandals for the ceremony and pledged her love barefoot.the groom wore: Linen pants and pullover by Island Trading,! and Dries Van Noten white spectator bucks (no socks).
On Friday, June 17, 2005, a civil court judge in Martinez, CA ordered NY Times bestselling novelist, Terry McMillan, to pay her gay husband, Jonathan Plummer, spousal support and attorney’s fees effective immediately. Her romance with Jonathan, 23 years her junior, was the basis of the hit novel/movie, “How Stella Got Her Groove Back.”? Almost immediately, this has become fodder for tabloid TV with a segment appearing late Friday night on Celebrity Justice/Extra. The segment failed to mention that McMillan was ordered to pay spousal support nor did it mention Jonathan’s declaration of harassment due to sexual orientation, as the basis of his restraining order. It was a very lopsided broadcast with the focus on McMillan, as she prepares to launch her latest novel, “The Interruption of Everything.”
Jonathan has already faced tremendous backlash as a result of coming out to his famous wife, including being kicked out of his home 6 months ago with only the shirt on his back, making Friday’s “victory” truly significant. In addition to numerous gay bashing and “outing” incidents, which were the basis of his restraining order, she has threatened to publicly shame him in this country and Jamaica, his country of origin. She did not count on him: 1) being able to afford representation, 2) being articulate enough to communicate his story to an attorney, and 3) having pride in his sexual identity.
(Source: Celebrity Justice)
[Begin Edit] I would just like to take this moment out to say hello to all the people who google “Jonathan Plummer is gay“ and come here. Ha, you gossipping bitches.
