Friday Fuckery: The “You Ain’t Rasta Trap Jesus” Side-Eye
From the eyes of babes. iCant.
Quick Quotes: LisaRaye On Falling Out With Star Jones And Vivica A. Fox
“Star had my damn back. She is a friend, a confidante and the bitch is smart. I never realized it was a problem until I looked up on day and realized I hadn’t spoken to her in so long that I was like, ‘Damn, where is she?’ Then I started hearing about the little shit that Vivica was saying–that I f*cked it up for all of us–I guess black women, or whatever–and I am thinking, why wouldn’t she say these things to me? I said, ‘Well, tell her to use her own influence to get what the f*ck she wants to get!” Never did I think that anything that I was going through would affect you and your career so much. Sorry.” *Kanye shrug* I have reached out to both of them and asked what happened and what is their definition of a friendship. Where are they? I know a New York Daily News article came out saying that my new reality show was about revenge and airing out our dirty laundry, but I’m too grown for all of that. I would never tell any of my friends’ business, even if we aren’t friends anymore. There is no interest for me in that.”
Star can’t be that smart if she doesn’t realize that her wig is about to take its own life by jumping off her head. And then there’s Al Reynold.
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I’m Jusy Saying . . .
What type of bitch is Chingy? Can’t Sell No Records Without The Soulful Crooning of Jason Weaver Bitches has to be on the missing page of the Types of Bitches List.
Friday Fuckery: The Bitch List
The legend goes that the following list of 90 classifications of bitches was found in a 3rd grade Baltimore, Maryland [*] classroom before being scanned and all the way turnt into a .PDF file to be shared with the multitudes.
[Pronounced Bodymore, Murderland if you like wearing ill fitting jackets from Rue 21 while freestyling]
Faces From The Milk Carton: Master P
Percy Miller is still making em say ugh, alright. Hip-Hop started out in the park but it has since moved in to a gated retirement village. While he gets a salute for making it out the 90’s alive being down in Daytona [strike one] during Spring Bling [strike two] is another thing.
Shouts out to JB & Malik from Ozone Mag! I’m going to learn how to purchase pictures from the gallery all by myself one day.
Skeet or Delete: T-Pain – “Reverse Cowgirl”
Not letting a rapper named Shawn Carter destroy his need to use auto-tune, T-Pain has debuted a new single to spearhead the promotional push of his new upcoming album rEVOLVEr. The song, titled “Reverse Cowgirl” is quite annoying, with the high pitched synthesizers and computerized crooning by Mr. T-Pain himself. The video looks as if “Umbrella” had a lower budget and threw up on an Atlanta strip club on a Wednesday night.
Open Air: Sexting With Tiger Woods
That’s a Wii controller in his hand but for now just pretend that its a sex toy.
Former porn actress Josyln James posted over 100 text messages from Tiger Woods online earlier today that could easily be mistaken as the treatment for Lady GaGa’s next music video. More dirty talk after the jump.
