Christian: Greg Leakes threw a gentlemen’s club meeting? Eddie Levert looking like he over there skeeting dust.
Fresh: The lies you tell. Eddie is over there looking like my future ex-cake daddy. Every woman needs a man like that. I’d rather give somebody some ass to repair the timing belt on my car than pay a license mechanic $800.
Christian: Well while he’s fixing your car, Eric Benet looking like he will touch up your leave out while treating you to a DVR marathon of ‘Moesha’ and ‘Girlfriends.’
Fresh: It’s been a wrap for him since he showed up barefoot on the red carpet with Halle Berry that time.
Christian: I wonder if he still has that sex addiction. He might be the face of the penis that was cleansing Kevin Terry’s throat on film. The Lord’s work has no boundaries.
Soul Train Awards 2013 – GRAMMY Foundation Event Panel
Write this down: If Wendy Williams‘ staff makes plane reservations for you to attend her show as a guest, she doesn’t care how you get there get — just there if you can.
Well, DMX missed the memo and though he could get to the show because he had the type of “jury duty” that requires sitting behind bars.
The no call, no show after Wendy making plane reservations for one of his many baby mamas prompted the talk show host to spill the tea on the entire situation. She also issued an ultimatium to Earl: He has until Friday to be appear on set or he is no longer invited to sit at her table.
I’m sure he shaking in his Timberlands.
Cars wrapped around the building is not an uncommon sight at Chick-fil-A.
My personal theory is that the teaspoon of crack workers sprinkle in each gallon of lemonade they prepare drives people to sacrifice both their young and decency for a taste. Don’t get me started on their Polynesian sauce. It makes me inebriated with delight. By the second time I have dunked my chicken strip in it I’m a giddy damn fool, laughing like James Brown during his classic drunk ass “Living in America!” interview.
When you have smiling people responding with “My pleasure” to everything you ask without having to leave any money on the nightstand, man, it makes you feel like America has finally got it right.
Of course, there is an exception to all of this when you are in Florida — specifically Duval County. Authorities in Jacksonville are searching for one of your cousins who opened fire after someone cut in front of him at a Chick-fil-A drive-thru.
If you didn’t already know, I live in a neighboring county in Georgia. As of 2010, an alarming 74.9% of the population had at least one ain’t shit nigga residing in their household. That’s why I ride with my Bible on the dash.
According to multiple sources (read: Duane Martin and Tisha Campbell) there is nothing romantic going on between Will Smith and his ‘Focus’ co-star Margot Robbie.
In images obtained by Star magazine, the married 45-year-old actor puts his inhibitions aside while playfully cozying up with the 23-year-old blonde in a photo booth. Most people call that borderline hoe shit but I’m going to let them live.
“Once they pulled the curtain back to take the pictures, they let their inhibitions run wild, laughing, hugging and nuzzling each other in the dark,” an eyewitness dished to the tabloid.
Michelle Williams is making moves for Black Jesus from ‘Good Times.’ She sent the praises up at ‘The Michelle Williams Experience’ event on Wednesday (November 6) in Los Angeles.
The God-fearing songstress joined forces with C+D’s second favorite prayer partner (right after Kerney Thomas, of course) Fantasia for the remix of “If We Had Your Eyes.” Take a listen to the track at the jump.
If you are like me, most of the advice you take when it comes to your sex life comes from Trina’s lyrics and an occasional Lil Webbie song. Apparently, there is a consumer base who would rather get advice from the mother of Jim Jones because . . . well I honestly don’t know. I’m guessing the number of children to escape from her birth canal is of some relevance.
‘Mama Jones: Her Guide to Love & Romance’ is available for purchase at Amazon.com (where it is temporarily out of stock) and your local flea market.
Roc Nation’s off brand Hot Pocket answer to Rihanna has been known to change up her look just as often as she did Rob Kardashian’s panties during the time of their fake relationship. Rita Ora‘s most recent look pays homage to the one and only Casper The Friendly Ghost.
Question for the audience: When has your fave ever? No need to worry about getting that incorrect. The answer is never. Follow up question: If you had to select the inspiration behind her next look who or what would you choose?
Rita Ora Attends Harper’s Bazaar Woman Of The Year Awards